I'm the : "This is MY yogurt , Satan" Guy

Once i got 250'000 likes , so I'm pretty famous on Tumblr

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Wenn deine Freundin schreibt „says something in German“ will ich immer unbedingt wissen was du auf Deutsch sagst, schade dass sie das nicht versteht 😅

Wir arbeiten dran 😉

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Ready for takeoff

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What are some of your favorite English curse words? 🙂

Of course Fuck is a big contender ( Hell is a favorite too , but for the sole reason that in german it’s just a normal word and it’s weird for me that it’s considered a curse word in english).All in all i think that „Shit“ is still the best ( probably thanks to an old South Park episode).

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Ask me questions

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Fyck my pussy

I think IKEA can provide you with a fine collection of phalluses shaped object, perfect for all your business downstairs.Use the code "workstiff17" on the IKEA website to get 0% off of your next (maybe not sexual) purchase.

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Are you IKEA what

Yes , the official one

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This is the ideal male body.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like to put together all those huge ass IKEA products!!!

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I know, the secret is out since a few weeks and it's almost to late to post this.... But it's an IKEA product so fuck it ...... Use the code : "GoT" on your next purchase on the IKEA website and get 0% off

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Vo wo bisch genau?☺️ und was hasch du mit ikea? Voll amüsant😂👏🏼

Chume vo Bade 😎Und IKEA isch eifach e gueti Firma 😆😆😆

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Where are you from?

Good old Switzerland 🇨🇭

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Ahh IKEA This is the sexiest thing i ever saw ❤️💕💕

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There is only one right  answer !!

I really want an IKEA Shirt though......

[tibets]

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IKEA bags can be used to carry almost everything

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It's currently raining here in Switzerland 🇨🇭 So i really need one of this fuckers to keep my IKEA body dry !!!

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The face you make when you see new IKEA products

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I`m still in shock ……….. would have never thought that someone would attack an IKEA ….. at least we have enough in stock to refurnish the whole place.

Pray that all the Billy shelfs are okay :(

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Sadness

When you come to the realization that IKEA doesn't sell the best and most important item for your new home : Toilets 🚽 That's sad 😢