Schemin' and Memein'

The name's Mess. Hot Mess.

[oddsona-deactivated20200529]

Hot damn i lov couscous it is a good food

[captnpicard]

I’m fuckin sick of this nonsense so I made a meme about it

[alsedes]

PROVE.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[propitlikeithot]

WELL

[sanpellegrinoofficial]

the years start coming and they don’t stop coming?

[setokaibathesolitairechampion]

From the producers who saw Shrek

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

[qozxe]

urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this

[eqberts]

this?

[qozxe]

THANK YOU

[snorlaxatives]

[chubritza]

a confused florist

[chubritza]

what in carnation

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

[last-2-laugh]

[sonseulsoleil]

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[alexis-royce]

When a new human moves into town.

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