stars, hide your fires

Jazz. 36. She/her. I like a lot of stuff and here's a pic. I reblog too much. I can't focus on just one fandom. Too lazy to make a personal blog, so that stuff will show up here occasionally as well. Failure at everything. Hate my life and myself. Sidebar image by commandertano. Icon by natashabucks.

[thebluthcompany]

[thebluthcompany]

May the fourth be with you.

[nonasuch]

and also some money

[kosmogrl]

“I remember” is more romantic than “I love you”

[kosmogrl]

“because even though i don't want to, for the rest of my life, i will remember my ex hated oranges”

[thememedaddy]

[asingularcanadian]

If the salary you are offering is not enough to cover the median asking price to rent a bachelor's apartment within an hour commute of where the job site is, not only should you not be allowed to post it but you should also be shot dead so that everyone is saved from your greed and stupidity

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[only-cat-memes]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[important-cat-pics]

[iamnmbr3]

English: I'm a phonetic language.

Me: Great. What are the spelling rules?

English: ...The what?

[iamnmbr3]

Me: Ok. Can you at least tell me the pronunciation rules then?

English *sweating*: ...

[iamnmbr3]

@sofiadragon: #all five languages in that trenchcoat are in trouble#French is asking German if they should just run

[wanderingthunderstorm]

its pretty simple to understand if you know the etymology and history of the words. and also how they are spelled

- reply from @gutmunchies

[flower-cute-posts]

In the 16th century, German artisans created an extraordinary engagement ring that unfolded into a miniature astronomical sphere. Known as an armillary sphere ring, it was composed of several interlocking bands that, when opened, formed a working model of the heavens. These rings symbolized both love and cosmic harmony, and some carried inscriptions like “The whole universe is in your hands.” These intricate pieces weren’t just decorative-they reflected the Renaissance fascination with science, astronomy, and the idea that human emotion (like love) was tied to the cosmos.

**Update I found the ring HERE

[theicewerewolf]

Finally, the biblically accurate angel

[the-bar-sinister]

So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

[ao3cassandraic]

AO3 protects fandom from payment processors.

Mastercard has no reason to mess with AO3. Visa doesn't. PayPal doesn't. Stripe doesn't. There's no compensation-for-porn exchange happening. By design. BY DESIGN.

AO3's founders knew that AO3 needed to be set up to protect us from any and all avenues of attack on fanworks. They've managed it quite successfully.

All y'all who thought they didn't need to? Sit the fuck down and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[holespoles]

daily cats

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[landsccape]

[kafaminguzelligi]

[rabid-transcendentalist]