azor ahai if she slayed

dw | 24 | the d stands for dyke i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit

[teathattast]

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[alisa-aydin]

HE ESCAPED

[dial-p-for-placey]

Hello Black Sails fandom! I am a decade late but I finally started watching and oh boy guys I am in it

I havent finished it yet but it is driving me insane so naturally I have A LOT of sketches. So let's start with some Silver sketches. Show me a character that's a little bitch who lies constantly and that's my guy

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[assiraphales]

early supernatural is actually so funny because sam n dean were dumbass twenty year olds burning gas in a classic car rolling up to crime scenes in five layers of plaid, a carhartt jacket, and their chippewa boots pretending to be fbi agents. all while frantically flipping thru their notebooks as that weeks monster attacks them

[assiraphales]

terrorized civilian: how do we stop it!!!!

sam, glancing at dean: uh one second

dean huddling with sam backs turned to the civilian, hushed: dude we r so fucked

[freelance-fiend]

[flopptropica]

[lmaonade]

referring to any and all local events as “the carnival” regardless of the nature of the event

[higashioka]

things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

[higashioka]

people keep tagging this saying "all professional athletes should be taught this" etc. please don't misunderstand me: i didn't say "all athletes" because i actually want your favorite f1 driver to be broke and closeted forever

[mariacallous]

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

because this pic looks like a pulp romance novel cover

[curent-obsession]

a story of many parts followed by tragedy lmao

[boobieteriat]

For real???

[zisurru]

people sometimes lament the “decline” of satire but in the 18th century people were just churning out reams of political cartoons featuring a tiny little man next to a giant brutish woman and the tiny man is saying Lady Mary O Do Not Crush Me To Death and the giant woman is saying I Am Going To My Women’s Group To Discuss Politicks. I Have Six Lovers And One Is A Papist.

and the caption is something like If The Poor Should Be Suffered To Vote.

[tinfoilvalentine]

Curating a list

[meatsound]

rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

[meatsound]

more.