Professor Lopez

I have no idea why I have this, but I'm Professor Santana Lopez and I teach Chemistry at the prestigious Cheltenham Academy. I'm not really one for putting my business out there, so if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, drop a line.

[professorquinnfabray-blog]

Para: Quinntana.

Who: Santana and Quinn. What: Discussing matters. Later smut. Where: Santana’s apartment. When: Wednesday, September 30th. Evening.

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[wannabeitgirlrose-deactivated20]

So it’s Friday.

[santanaofcheltenham]

wannabeitgirlrose:

Y–Yes sorry about this Professor, I was just looking for something to help me and my fellow peers to relax, you know the studies have us stressed and what not.

I get that. I really do, I promise. But if you’re going to go about it that way, I wouldn’t advertise it on social media. Just get together with them and do that in private. I’m not gonna police you or anything, but just be aware... and maybe find another way to relieve stress.

[nursepierce-blog]

Next Saturday is October 3rd

[santanaofcheltenham]

nursepierce:

AKA Mean Girls Day AKA MY BIRTHDAY

So, seeing as it’s the absolute best day of the year, does anyone want to help me celebrate it? I don’t have any plans I’m married to or anything. 

I’m in. Let’s go to New York! We can get a few people together and paint the town red.

[santanaofcheltenham]

capuletkurt:

Well, it’s the thought that matters, isn’t it? 

No, I’m sure people have been robbed by old people before. It happened just as I described it. I helped her walk across the street because it looked like she needed help and then she struck and reached for my bag, and failed at doing so during the attempt. 

My thoughts exactly.

I just can’t imagine old people actively trying to rob people. Like, did she think you wouldn’t be able to catch her if she got it and tried to run? I just don’t understand the logic behind that. Was there even anything good in the bag?

[mercedesamayajones]

Someone please explain to me...

[santanaofcheltenham]

teachermercy:

Uh its annoying. Last I saw him he was laid out on the floor in the mall. He slapped my ass I punched his face. Loser. or in the words of Sam Buster!

Can you blame him though? Your ass is super slappable. I mean, he shouldn’t have done it, but I understand the temptation. Wait.. Guppy Face called him a buster? Is it 1995?

[santanaofcheltenham]

callmemrpuckerman:

Guess it’s not then. 

Okay. Well, I’m not gonna try to force you into something you obviously don’t want, so sorry to bother you and disturb your.. Reading Rainbow or whatever.

[santanaofcheltenham]

callmemrpuckerman:

No, because i’m not a chick. I’m giving you the “I don’t have anything to say to you” treatment. 

...How is that different? Either way, you’re still actively not speaking to me.

[santanaofcheltenham]

capuletkurt:

Yes, miss Lopez, I am fine, thank you for asking. 

The same way everyone else does it. 

Well I assumed you were okay because you’re here and talking about it, but I’m glad you confirmed it.

No one else is getting robbed by the elderly. What happened?

[santanaofcheltenham]

callmemrpuckerman:

Yeah

So are you still giving me the silent treatment or what?

[hemingwayjane-deactivated201605]

Has this happened to anyone else?

[santanaofcheltenham]

hemingwayjane:

The barista misspelled my name on the coffee cup. It’s four letters long and one of the most commonly used names in the English language! If my name was something like Hortense Mancini, I’d understand, but it’s not. Well, I suppose I should’ve expected the worst, from someone in an eggplant colored turtle neck and lime green slacks.

This happens to me all the time. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been “Santa” on these cups. I just ask them to not write anything.

[santanaofcheltenham]

capuletkurt:

No good deed will I do. 

Elphaba, you speak words of wisdom. Never help an old lady across the street, they might attempt to rob you afterwards. Lesson learned. TGIF.

...You almost got robbed by an old lady? How?

[wannabeitgirlrose-deactivated20]

So it’s Friday.

[santanaofcheltenham]

wannabeitgirlrose:

Already feeling myself right now.

Would anyone care to come over and share the fun with me?

Uh. Don’t let Nurse Pierce see this. She is not gonna be pleased.

[santanaofcheltenham]

callmemrpuckerman:

I’m legit sitting here watching Reading Rainbow. This is my life now. 

It’s educational. Reading is fun..damental. Is it on Netflix or something?

[mercedesamayajones]

Someone please explain to me...

[santanaofcheltenham]

teachermercy:

Why when you turn a guy down he calls you a slut and says he wasn’t interested in you anyways. You had to be interested in me, that is why you started talking to me in the first place you loser.

It’s an ego thing. Also, where is this guy? He’s pretty much about to come up short on some testicles for coming at you like that.

[teachingmrevans-blog]

Local bars?

[santanaofcheltenham]

teachingmrevans:

…what? I do not look like a fish. I didn’t realize women or anyone were attracted to me because of sea creature resemblances. You will not be stealing drinks for me! That’s a crime, Party Girl. Are you not a fan of bars or is holding these things in a home setting easier for you to crash at then do the walk of shame home? I don’t even know if Mercedes can even get drunk…

You do look like a fish, guppy face, and yes, there are definitely women that are into it. I won’t have to steal your drinks. You’ll be passed out and I’ll still be going. I don’t mind bars, but people tend to be more comfortable and let loose more at someone’s place. I’m pretty sure Mercedes can get drunk because I’ve seen it on multiple occasions.. Talk about a lightweight...

[nursepierce-blog]

Health Reminder of the Week:

[santanaofcheltenham]

nursepierce:

Therapy is good. Alcohol too if all parties are of age. I know, most of them will be fine. But it’s hard not to worry about there just being one who isn’t, you know?

Yeah, I get that. I really hope none of them end up doing something crazy. But, if I remember correctly, a lot of that stuff I did at that age really didn’t seem all that crazy to me at the time.

[mercedesamayajones]

So someone tried to break into my house last night...

[santanaofcheltenham]

teachermercy:

Dont know if im the shooting a gun type…..

Duh. That’s why you’re the driver.