[neptunize-deactivated20190728]

why u should join my glasses hate club

cons of glasses: •ears hurt •smudge on vision •hot drink makes fogged up •rain splat on glass •"just clean them" •squares on nose when u take them off •see the edge of the lens •adjust adjust adjust •fingerprint •take them off and world is fuzz •"wow you are so blind!!“ •forget them weird places

pros: •see things •????

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[a-trex]

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[coughloop]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

IM ACTUALLY DOING MY HOMEWORK CAN I GET AN AMEN

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

Yeah but you can’t get a man cuz you’re a nerd

[graveconversations]

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

“Are you high functioning or low functioning?”

Bold of u to assume I function

[claudiugh]

When your mom says no to McDonalds

[qlexie]

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me: *writes 1 line of code for my theme*

[tropicri]

[nanasaki]

the clouds were so pretty this evening

[travellerstreasurebox-deactivat]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[mustxrd]