Saph From Engineering

Major, trying to convince the world that I'm not just three mental illnesses in a trench coat. I run some gimmick blogs :DD (including @totally-india and @asexual-official)

[saphilous]

I'm Saph

I go by they/them or he/him. I'm an author, independent journalist, psychology major, non-profit coordinator, and a volunteer teacher.

I mostly create and sell my inventions whether it's an app, a program, or a new cooling mechanism for engines and transmissions.

If you're here from one of my blogs or articles, thanks for taking the time to search for me! I do still use my websites to post majority of the content, but feel free to go through the things here :)

Shout-out to Paige for helping me manage this

Finally figured out what I am going to do with this blog!

I will also post about some of my hobbies like gardening, crocheting, cooking and maybe even some of my fanfics.

I'm currently working on a book called, "The Tales of Triatlon", a medival fantasy story in a world built on feelings and emotions (literally)

And another untitled story that revolves around a star (literal star) that everyone just forgets one day (Sci fi, humor)

Current projects

0.1. A cooling system for unmanned vehicles that could help increase the engine efficiency.

0.2. A paper on media bias in the United States and how it caused a general shift of the overall political spectrum to the right. (putting that social psychology program and my experience in independent journalism to a good use)

1. An app to integrate erp systems with discord for funsies (Update: Donezo)

2. An app to send me cute pictures of cats when my diary entries are sad using NLP and a hybrid cloud architecture (Update: Its done; Update 2: Its meh and should've never been built. I was so preoccupied with whether I could that I didn't stop to think whether I should)

Fandoms/Interests:

Discworld

HHGTG

Star Trek

Elder Scrolls

Star Wars

Pokémon

LOTR

Marvel Rivals

In no particular order. I like them all equally

WIP Books

The Tales of Triatlon

7/60 chapters (not enitrely satisfied with one chapter. Might rewrite it)

The Leap: a short story

1.5k/10k words

A Dance of Destinies (Part of a Trilogy)

42000/80000 words done

Thank you

[veryluckyclovers]

[bpdohwhatajoy]

They’re actually giving me an award for being the most normal and sane person ever

[star-crossedloverboy]

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

[totally-india]

Me

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[agentianlegend]

@summerssixecho tagged me so here we go. Let's see if any themes come out:

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Some of these were quite hard because a lot are romance-aligned/romance-adjacent which I don't read a lot. And I don't like sci-fi NOR magic au's, so it's like the lesser evil lol. I very much live in the canon-compliant niche which just fleshes out the canon in more detail or explores what's possible within canon-established rules.

@arkyn-99 @weshney @tytach @the-outcast-ed @stillebesat @hipstergecko @asexual-insomniac @1800gotspook let's keep it going

[hipstergecko]

@agentianlegend you tagged me awawawawa OKAY HERE GOES

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

Slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

This was so haaaaard. I enjoy many of these contradicting themes. Especially when written well! I guess I just went with what I've been reading lately.

Looking over them all at once, I feel like Icould write a story that hits every single one that i picked... probably end up a crack fic. XD

And now for some no judgment tagging! Just for funsies! @dcxdpdabbles @modmad @impyssadobsessions @snuffysbox @albinotopaz @agentchimendez @bludragongal

[dcxdpdabbles]

Thank you @hipstergecko for the tag!! I love games like these.

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

Slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

I love these options, I had to second-guess myself multiple times cause I kept thinking of good examples for each one. But honestly, I tend to read a lot of fluff or fix-it fics. I crave happy endings or at least bittersweet ones to escape reality lol.

Okay, I'm tagging (No pressure):

@snow-leopard-777 @confused-squishy @wisteriavines-side @alkallier @kashlyn @issak @garabato0s @imhereandiexist

And anyone who wants to!

[alkallier]

Eyy~ thanks for the tag @dcxdpdabbles ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

Slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Okay. The multi chapter or oneshot is whooolly depends on my mood and time. If I have the whole weekend off, multi chapter. If its after a long day, I kinda just prefer short sweet fluff oneshot.

Okay, have fun with this~

@rheitais @teapotofbees @novelistwriter @cannibalvegan1234 @wandixx @alexabowwow21

[rheitais]

Sneaky crow bleh @alkallier gonna bite you eventually 🙂‍↕️

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

Slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

🧍 since I just woke up the option depends on my mood. I am very sleep man its like 5 am. 🍅🍅 Anywho off I bounce. 🤔

@catthestampede @the-whumpee-tapes @circusislife @brokeyourbones @audliminal @exc1table-punk

[circusislife]

I live!!!!

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Couple of @ but also open tags!

@rock-n-onyx @astral-catastrophe @frostedshadow @burntsora-deactivated20203 @questionablyfictional @le-random-yeet-up @vio-starzz

[burntsora-deactivated20203]

hii hi hi hi hi hi ^_^

(Highlight your preferred fanfic trope between the two listed. For example: // angst or crack // means you enjoy angsty over crack fics) (Feel free to highlight or indicate however you want.)

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

tags: @space-soda, @one-sharki-boi, @roundaboutnow, @mythedefeneder, @invader-o-space, @saphilous, @wicked-wkd, @mackonfire, @strawberry-dreamland, @deargodholdme, @sweet-mango-child, @magnuspeccatori, @winklehwa, @fal-con, @wastednights7, @frostedshadow ++ anyone else who comes across this

[saphilous]

:DD

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Open tags to all the moots and followers <^_^>

[the-mvsmpau-gang]

Incorrect Quotes 1

7: 15, I sense hostility.

15: Good, because I hate you.

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15: What’s your favorite high school memory?

5: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!

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5: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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8: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

18: Forty five seconds?!?

8: No! I said four TO five seconds!

18, hugging 8: Too late.

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*while waiting outside 3’s office*

4: What are you in for?

15: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

4: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

15:

15:

15: We live very different lives.

4: Yes we do.

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4: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

5: I’m worried about you.

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

14: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

5: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

0: What about 12? Nobody ever suspects 12!

12: Well what about 15? They have a gun!

15: 14 has a knife.

14: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs 0 in the arm*

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14: State your name, rank, and intention.

20: 20, 20, fun.

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12, after falling in the ocean for the fiftieth What’s up? I’m back.

11: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

12: Death is a social construct.

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20: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

18: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

20: Thank you.

18:

18: What drugs do you take?

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4: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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0: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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1: So what are your political beliefs?

0, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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1: Hi, I'm 1, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

14: YOU STARTED IT!

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18: Hey, 0, do you have feelings for me?

0: Yeah, anger.

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14: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

12: *sighing* 9.

9: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

11: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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15: I don’t want to talk about it.

7: Good, I don’t wanna hear about it.

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6: I want you back...

0: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'm yours.

6: I got food?

0: ...you know me so well.

[the-mvsmpau-gang]

MVSMPAU Masterpost/Pinned

Original Blog

Post Masterlist under Cut

Incorrect Quotes 1

[catcrumb]

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Shining Star of Hope/Spear that Pierces the Heavens

Chapter 14 : Voided

Astra gets Voided

Tag : @totally-india

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[jadefyre]

17 healed

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

How to kill Kirby.

Step 1 : Don’t.

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

See also

Step 2 : If you did, die.

[totally-india]

Almost shortened class president.

Oooh! So new chapter soon :D

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Normally, tonight you get Voided.

[totally-india]

:3

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

It’s kind of like dying.

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

However unlike dying, you wake up with extreme sorrow. And pain. But people tend to focus on the sorrow.

[saphilous]

Damn that's the worst part of not dying 😔

[totally-india]

Almost shortened class president.

Oooh! So new chapter soon :D

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Normally, tonight you get Voided.

[totally-india]

:3

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

It’s kind of like dying.

[catcrumb]