Now at @Sapphicsharky

Hello naughty children it’s meme time

[sapphicsharky-archived]

Now @sapphicsharky

[sapphicsharky-archived]

I’m remaking my blog so stay tuned

[evilkakyoin]

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

[dongboss]

whats the surprise

[bisexualwario]

blood poisoning

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[sidheilustra-old]

Pride may be over today, but tomorrow we will make history once more

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[mermaids-luv]

[funnelcloudd]

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

[lioness-alana]

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

[tredlocity]

girl: zelda is hot guy: actually his name is link girl: no im gay

[hatwithglasses]

This is so close to being a haiku that it’s infuriating.

[tredlocity]

Girl says Zelda hot

Guy says I think you mean link

Girl says no I’m gay

[danhumphrey]

i cant believe there r people out there who dont like thor. the most cutting insult thor could come up with when fighting hulk was “youre the stupid avenger” and he apologized like 10 seconds later how do u not love that 

[theproblematicblogger]

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

[thearcflash]

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

[positivelycrippled]

[weaverworks]

Touche

[bowditch]

#top ten anime deaths

[harrishun]

what a vague and potentially concerning caption

[laughingmyaspergersoff]

Autistic Lifehack: Hearing Problems

If someone says something that you only partially understand:

DON’T ask for clarification with a generic “What?” or “I’m sorry?” (In my experience, people will repeat the phrase the exact same way without helping you to understand).

Example: Them: “Hey, do you like pahganabasa?” Autistic Person: “What?” Them: “Do you like pahganabasa?” Autistic Person: “I’m sorry, what?” Them (annoyed): “Do you like pahganabasa?”

Instead, DO repeat the part that you did understand, and substitute a “What?” for the unintelligable part.

Example: Them: “Hey, do you like pahganabasa?” Autistic Person: “Do I like what?” Them: “Pineapple pizza?” Autistic Person: (Understands the words!)

[thischick25]

I’ve also had successes with “I’m sorry, I only heard the first half of that sentence,” or actually verbalizing my interpretation of the part I heard incorrectly as a question: “Pahgana… basa?”.

Sometimes that makes the speaker think that they might be mumbling, or verbalizing in a way that makes them difficult to understand (because there are times it’s really not your brain–it’s their mouth).

[gayrab]

This is also a lifesaver if you have Auditory Processing Disorder. It stopped the amount of annoyed sighs because ppl thought I was deliberately ignoring them or them saying the same thing but louder (which does not help when volume isn’t the problem)

[dynjay]

This and also repeating what you heard back to the speaker really clears up whether you’re interpreting what they said correctly or not. From there, you guys can figure out where the misinterpretation occurred.

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

[scyphozoic]

oh my gd

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway

src: @the-exsalted-one 

[marsixm]

[thebootydiaries]

a generator that mashes my posts together and thus, the teacher becomes the student

[web-wrecker]

kill me with that

[kowboykiller]

wlw and mlm solidarity