[crypticaesthetic]

people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[girloncouch]

I love hairy legs😌👍🌞 peace and love on planat earth

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

[tramampoline]

i gave bigfoot some leftover curly fries and he won’t stop bringing me leaves he finds that look like me

[tiddie-deactivated20210531]

tumblr mutuals to lovers

[crypticaesthetic]

people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

[justsomeantifas]

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

[2ghosts1shell]

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

[embrasant]

🐌💌

thats my delivery snail on his way to u with a forehead kiss and reassurance that everything is going to be okay!

[feastofsnakes]

Mutuals please be aware I am walking between your desks and dropping lolly pops and small cards in your cardboard mailboxes as I go around

[davidpincher]

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

[blackarachnya]

theyre putting gasoline in mcflurries now

[mothma-byebye]

i hope im not just a mutual to you guys but also someone you desperately want to make out with

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[whotube-comments]

the line between attraction and gender envy is very thin

[1eos]

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat