The chief of the Feathered Tribe fights Mo Ran, who is losing until Chu Wanning descends from the heavens to save him. The chief is beside herself.
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Notes:
The phrase translated here as "damned insolent" is kind of cool. It's 不知天高地厚 bù zhī tiān gāo dì hòu, literally "not aware that the sky is high and the earth is thick," or more metaphorically, not knowing how much one has been outclassed. Of course, not appropriate in Chu Wanning's case :)
Transcript:
[Feathered Chief] You damned insolent—
[Chu Wanning] Tianwen!
[Narrator] Called forth, Tianwen slashed right across her face
So hard that it cut the side of her mouth, blood flowing out freely.
[Chu Wanning] A damned insolent what?
[Narrator] Chu Wanning smiled grimly
And smoothed the sleeve that was slightly rumpled from wielding the willow whip.
Then with one hand he pulled Mo Ran to standing by the collar,
His eyes never moving even half an inch from the Feathered Tribe chief.
[Chu Wanning] Go ahead and say it,
What kind of damned insolent person I am.
[Feathered Chief] You…
You dare do this—
You!
[Chu Wanning] Why should I not dare?
What do I not dare?
[Narrator] He paused, then dragged Mo Ran over from the side.
[Chu Wanning] Listen well.
This person is mine.
I'm taking him away.
[Narrator] Mo Ran still hadn't recovered from the shock of Chu Wanning's sudden entrance, like a god from the sky,
Before the words, "This person is mine,"
Veritably smashed him to pieces.
[Mo Ran] Shizun.
[Chu Wanning] Shut your mongrel mouth.
[Narrator] Although Chu Wanning had no expression,
Mo Ran could clearly see
The fury in the depths of his eyes.
[Chu Wanning] Your accomplishments are few, your failures many,
And all of them give me grief.
[Narrator] So saying, he slapped the back of Mo Ran's head
And carried him into the air,
Traveling a dozen meters in one leap.
Soon after Xue Meng meets Xia Sini, he and Mo Ran take him out for night snacks. While they're waiting, Xia Sini asks about the nicknames the disciples have for the elders, especially Chu Wanning.
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二哈和他的白猫师尊 audiobook produced by 打谷机.
Notes:
The White Ghost of Impermanence, 白无常, bái wúcháng, White Wuchang, or White Impermanence, is one half of the Black and White Impermanences who escort the dead to the underworld in folklore. You may also recognize the character from Word of Honor, among other media.
Little white cabbage: 小白菜, xiǎo báicài. Actually just bok choy, but the word literally breaks down into "little white vegetable," hence its inclusion in Chu Wanning's nicknames. It's also slang for someone naïve or inexperienced. To me, 白菜 báicái recalls the phrase 白菜被猪拱了, "the cabbage has been rooted by a pig," meaning that a cherished young woman has been taken by an unworthy suitor.
A steamed bun, 馒头 mántòu, and a woman in traditional mourning clothes also pictured.
Mo Ran is 110% at fault for all of these nicknames.
Transcript:
[Xue Meng] Shizun?
[Narrator] Xue Meng's expression grew more solemn at once.
[Xue Meng] He's the only one with no nicknames.
In all of Sisheng Peak, no one dares make fun of him.
[Mo Ran] What bullshit.
That's only because people know you like Shizun,
And don't tell you the truth.
[Narrator] Mo Ran rolled his eyes and pulled Chu Wanning to the side,
Using not-very-hushed tones to say hushedly,
[Mo Ran] Don't listen to him. I'll tell you:
On all of Sisheng Peak,
The Yuheng Elder has the most nicknames out of everybody.
[Xia Sini] Oh? Really?
[Narrator] Chu Wanning raised his eyebrow just a bit,
As if he was interested despite himself.
[Xia Sini] Such as?
[Mo Ran] Ahem, such as
The more polite ones. They call him
The White Ghost of Impermanence.
[Xia Sini] Why do they call him this?
[Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course.
[Xia Sini] Is there more?
[Mo Ran] Little White Cabbage.
[Xia Sini] Why?
[Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course.
[Xia Sini] Is there more?
[Mo Ran] Big Steamed Bun.
[Xia Sini] Why?
[Mo Ran] Because he wears white all the time, of course.
[Xia Sini] Is there more?
[Mo Ran] Little Widow.
[Xia Sini] Huh?
[Mo Ran] Do you know why?
[Narrator] Mo Ran absolutely did not detect the killing intent that flashed across Chu Wanning's eyes,
Still laughing like an idiot.
[Mo Ran] Because he…
Wears white all the time, of course.
[Narrator] If Chu Wanning weren't so strong-willed,
He wouldn't have been able to stand it.
[Xia Sini] Is — Is there more?
[Narrator] Mo Ran glanced at Xue Meng's face, then said in a low voice,
[Mo Ran] If I keep going,
I'm afraid my cousin here is going to flip the pot onto my head.
[Narrator] Xue Meng slapped the table, saying through clenched teeth,
[Xue Meng] Those hooligans,
Who allowed them to make fun of Shizun like this?
What little cabbage and big steamed bun?
There's even a "little widow!"
They're all tired of living.
[Mo Ran] Yeah.
No, wait,
You're unhappy about just this?
Prompt of that one scene in the first book of The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish, the misunderstanding of the century, as a thank you to @melons-n-cocoa for their donation with @danmei-action for g4g!
“Your Highness, you can't! The fish is too small! It won't be able to take it!”
A very serious, very canonical scene in which Madame Wang's cat Veggiebun interviews the one and only Beidou Immortal, Chu Wanning.
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Happy April Fools' Day!
Transcript:
[Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder, between 0.5 and 2.0,
Who causes you to be more embarrassed,
And is more ridiculous, meow?
[Chu Wanning]
2.0.
[Veggiebun] Huh? Why, meow?
Isn't he very considerate of you?
[Chu Wanning] 0.5 won't ask, only act.
Even if his words are filthy at times,
It doesn't have anything to do with me.
2.0, though?
[Veggiebun] What's wrong with 2.0, meow?
[Chu Wanning] When he asks these things so respectfully, has he thought of my feelings?
Do I have to nod and tell him,
Yes, please come in, remember (to wear a condom), welcome honored guest?
[Veggiebun] It seems that way, doesn't it?
[Chu Wanning]
0.5 won't ask how I'm feeling.
He usually just goes to work after he's done.
2.0 has to interview my innermost heart.
What do I have to do? Fill out a customer-satisfaction survey for him?
[Veggiebun] (Laughter.) Woof!
I laughed so hard I barked like a dog.
[Narrator] When Veggiebun returned to the mountain later that day,
It issued to all of Sisheng Peak's cats a special report titled
"Which Do You Want: A Domineering CEO or a Faithful Hound?"
[Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder indicated that when he's with 0.5,
It's like he's a high-end gigolo,
Being taken advantage by a mob boss who doesn't pay, meow.
And the Yuheng Elder said that when he's with 2.0,
He feels like he's the demanding mob boss,
Paying for the premium gigolo — meow.
[Narrator] Um. The next day,
Sisheng Peak's cats were all without cat food.
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