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video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason
to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry
Learn this list so you are up to date with Zack Sabre Jr's list of submission holds
Article 50 (Cross armbreaker)
Barry from Eastenders (Grounded abdominal stretch)
Cremation Lily (Double omoplata / Figure-four stump puller combination)
Clarky Cat / Jim Breaks Armbar (Omoplata stepover scissored armbar)
Clarky Cat (Bad Balloon Remix) (Stretch Muffler / Armlock combination)
Clarky Cat G1 34 Winner Tekkers Version (Calf slicer / omoplata stepover scissored armbar combination)
How About These Legs/You Can't Play Conkers In England (Standing armlock cross hold)
Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than The Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness (Double armbar octopus hold)
Hypernormalisation (Back-mounted inverted surfboard)
Orienteering with Napalm Death (Stretch Muffler / Calf slicer combination)
Rear naked choke
Selected Technical Works Vol.2 (Indian deathlock/rear naked choke combination)
South Mimms Services (Elevated Fujiwara armbar)
Sunday Rail Engineering Works Replacement Bus Service (Heel hook)
Tesco Meal Deal (Head scissors/hammerlock combination)
Yes! I Am a Long Way From Home (Indian Deathlock/Octopus hold combination)
Young Boy Killer (Double leg-trap chickenwing Inverted facelock)
Jim Breaks Special (Elevated wristlock)
Yess thanks for compiling this! One of my favourite things about Zack is the unhinged names he has for his finishers.
I thought I'd make a list explaining each name! As you can see, they're mostly named after British pop culture deep cuts, experimental indie music, or mundane aspects of life in the UK.
Article 50 – the legal mechanism by which the UK left the EU (aka Brexit). There was a period of time where British news would not shut up about it.
Barry from EastEnders – a famous character from one of the most popular soap operas in the UK
Cremation Lily – an experimental electronic music artist
Clarky Cat/Bad Balloon – names of fake drugs from the late 90s UK satirical news show Brass Eye
Jim Breaks Armbar/Jim Breaks Special – tribute to an infamous British wrestler from the 70s
You Can't Play Conkers in England – a widely mocked clip from a documentary about the band Bros, referencing the myth that the traditional British playground game of conkers has been banned by the government for safety reasons (commonly used as a right wing talking point for some reason)
Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than The Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All To Happiness – album by the post-rock band Youthmovies/Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies
Hypernormalisation – a 2016 documentary by Adam Curtis about the narratives of neoliberalism and how they've become decreasingly detached from reality (based on what I read anyway! I've not seen it)
Orienteering with Napalm Death – a joke by the British comedian Stewart Lee (Stewart Lee has since been made aware that Zack named a move after one of his routines and seems equal parts amused, confused and flattered by it)
Rear Naked Choke – not sure about this one. Must be some really obscure reference (jk)
Selected Technical Works vol.2 – a play on 'Selected Ambient Works Volume II', an album by Aphex Twin
South Mimms Services – motorway service station on the M25/A1(M) just north of London (I've never been but I hear it's a decent one – it's no Gloucester Services though)
Sunday Rail Engineering Works Replacement Bus Service – planned rail engineering works often happen on a Sunday in the UK and replacement bus services are usually provided for affected routes. They're notorious for being slow and unreliable and are the bane of anyone trying to get home at the weekend
Tesco Meal Deal – an iconic UK lunchtime institution for office workers and students alike: a sandwich/salad, a snack, and a drink for a fixed price (constantly increasing). There's a strong culture of judging other people's meal deal picks.
Yes! I Am a Long Way from Home – song by post-rock band Mogwai
Young Boy Killer – male trainees in Japan are known as "young boys". This hold presumably kills them
My leading theory for why his moves have such eccentric names, other than that it's very funny, is that NJPW's website always records what move a match was won with. And apart from the Zack Driver and his European Clutch, ZSJ doesn't have a distinct finisher: he's like an improv jazz artist, mixing up submission holds in free-flowing tangles of limbs until his opponent submits. So I imagine he's often in the situation where he's asked for the name of a complex hold that he either figured out the day before the match or just came up with on the fly. At which point I'm guessing he just says the first thing that comes into his head. Some of these holds were only used once as far as I know and probably will never be used again! Such is the joy of his style.
I have no idea if I'm right, but if I ever get the chance to interview him, it'll be the first question I ask.
rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"
lights up my ocs and smokes them like a cigarette
girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally
i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform
basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me
hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
TEAM DCMJF VS TEAM BRISCOE | Forbidden Door 6.28.26
I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?
@woman-respecter you get it
avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something
we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.
Kimihiro: "If we get the mic, how about I introduce Iino with a rap?" I was saying, so I did some spur of the moment freestyling, and when I turned to the subject of the match Shunma-san fired back with some nice rhymes, so I thought it would only be polite to return the favor, and then I was crowned 1836th Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion. It was a real surprise, but I'm super happy!! I'm protected by the strongest bouncers, so I'm definitely getting to travel by Shinkansen! Even now that I'm a champion, it's possible Mao-chan still thinks of me as a weapon. I am a human being.