A Loving Platonic Dad to 4 Dumbasses

Reubeen Oliver/18/(he/they)/ /lesbeean/ /art tag: Roliver art/

[peachisperfection]

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

Nanny Ashtoreth: And what do we say to gender norms, Warlock ?

4 years old Warlock: FUCK

Brother Francis: *horrified gasp* WE MOST CERTAINLY DON’T SAY THAT!!!

Brother Francis: We say “no, thank you”.

[1akevalor]

hello, my dream!!!!!!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[strawberryoverlord]

That’s executive disfunction baby

[sovietspacedogs]

Girl is a cop

[everyones-into-weirdness]

I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician at this point ran on a platform of not deporting anyone then they’d instantly be seen as too radical and “idealistic” by the media and the general public. I mean it took us a very long time before most people got on board with the idea that having a health care system similar to basically every other first world country wasn’t too radical. 

[apparentlyeverything]

The context for this was that a 95-year old Nazi war-crime suspect who happened to live in the district for which she is running for Congress was finally deported (he was actually ordered to be deported 2004 but no country would accept him until now, when Germany finally agreed), and the GOP attacked her for it, and then when she clarified that yes, she still wants to abolish ICE but some deportation will be necessary, like the deportation of Nazis suspected of being war criminals, the left attacked her for that, because that makes her a cop.

[thelonelyskeptic]

AOC: I want to abolish ICE, but I would still deport Nazis and war criminals.

Tumblr: HYPOCRITE.

[actuallydyspraxic]

one thing I really hate is when NT’s take our explanations as excuses. 

Teacher: why didn’t you bring your homework in?

Me: I forgot 

Teacher: that’s no excuse

I can’t count the number of times I had conversations like that, and mostly it just made me want to scream because, I know it’s not an excuse, you didn’t ask me for an excuse you asked me why I did something and I told you!

Honestly, “that’s no excuse” is probably the most useless response you can give an ND kid ever.

All you’re doing in this scenario is telling a child that their experiences are wrong. You’re asking them why they did something, and then telling them that they’re wrong. Worse than that, you’re telling them that their answer is unacceptable, which is shitty enough with NT kids.

But with ND kids these conversations usually revolve around something they can’t do, or find hard to do because of their neurodivergence so, in this context it adds to the way that society belittles and dismisses ND people. In this instance it tells them that their knowledge of themselves and their difficulties and limitations is wrong, that you know their brain better than they do and worst of all, that their difficulties are their fault because if they just tried harder, or stopped making excuses they’d be able to do it just fine!

TlDr; stop telling ND kids that their explanations are fucking excuses and start listening to them when they tell you about their difficulties so you can actually help them instead of teaching them that their perceptions are wrong.

-Maddi. 

[neuro-positivity]

Yes!

A child is forgetting their homework?

Work towards setting up a proper system or timetable for their home, with a solid routine to help the child with remembering it. Or ask the parent if they could think about doing it at home with their child if there’s no time at school.

Punishment and additional shame won’t help a neurodiverse kiddo, but a system in place that suits their needs most certainly could.

[thesimscciwant]

[empyrisan]

⭐🌺👑 Own Your Pain and Make Your Crown 👑🌺⭐ It’s hard and delicate work. And it may not last forever. No amount of glory will truly make you happy. So I hope that one day, you’ll find peace and delight in just making things. Making crowns. Even while in the dark.

[introvert-celeste]

Let's take a moment to appreciate this cutie.

[crazyalien87]

[earthy-artist]

@divinesmite

[quinintheclouds]

ADHD culture is overusing ( ) and — and ; and … in everything you write because you have so many side thoughts that just GO there and wouldn’t make sense anywhere else

New tag game: are you a Too Many (Parenthesis) ADHD, a Too Many — em dashes — ADHD, a Too; Many; Semicolons; ADHD, or a Too…. Many…. Ellipses… ADHD…? 

[rarexm00n]

My only relationship goal is to be with someone who motivates me to become a better person and shows me the potential I don’t see in myself

[swarnpert]

for a bunch of people who hate authority you guys really like bottoming

[tomcruiseisshortandsoami]

Did u really have to go after John Lennon like this

[swarnpert]

did i WHAT

[politicalsci]

capitalism 101

[distracted-wlw]

i’m a simple lesbian. i think about girls and i

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💞💞yearn💞💞

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[ferrettaur]

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

[itsatru]

[baichan]

@itsatru where do I buy these???

[itsatru]

hey! you can get them HERE!! all designs are fully customizable, so feel tree to change colors or styles or products

all royalties earned are donated to AFSP - so far the shop has earned about $35! thanks everyone this has been really great :)

[crashqueenie]

so…

i actually bought a pair of these? and y'all

I couldn’t be happier

(the text shines fucking pink I think the setting is called pearl or something highly recommend)

[ginkasei]

genderfaun and genderfae are the cutest most magical terms ever and i want 2 hug u all