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sarah. 28. INFJ. growing cook. i like girls and being sappy about things, and cooking.

[aye-66-deactivated20171220]

Do you ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn’t happen.

[tkyle]

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

[randomleighcool-deactivated2017]

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[its-a-different-world]

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

[giffingcartoons]

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[babyanimalgifs]

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[sourpatchniggas-deactivated2016]

Whenever I see this shit I just reblog 💀💀💀💀 what type of satanic bitch made this

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

I fucking hate y'all ugh

[ralphhoward-deactivated20180509]

Can’t even chance it

[oakandamethyst-blog]

I’m so sorry but mom in protecting you

[the-obscure-impala-deactivated2]

I’m not even sorry

[alittle-wildflower]

Not even risking it. I love my mum!!

[sxndxr-study-deactivated2017092]

jfc sorry but i love my ama

[creatingbliss]

I’m sorry guys but my mum is my heart

[phoenixs-princess-deactivated20]

Hey sorry guys but i cant risk this my mum may be crazy and we might not always get along but there is no way im losing my mum for anything.

[littleladyadventure]

Sorry 🙊 gotta post

[genderfluidregressors-blog]

Hey Mommy Domme counts too little cuties.

[bubblebbaths]

Too paranoid for this ish

[pinterestisdabae-deactivated201]

Oh noes not risking

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

I’m so sorry followers

[callmeoncette]

This is probably my 5th time reblogging this

[agentphilcoulsonmemes-deactivat]

Sorry guys, but I only have one parent left - my mom. And I’m not risking this.

[sexylibrarian1]

Sorry. Mom drives me nuts, but I love her. Sorry guys.

[sassygayassassin]

welp here we go again

[brok3n-dreams]

Not black and white but whatever.

I’m not risking it.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[zoobus]

[welcometoyouredoom]

Parks and Recreation Halloween candy!

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[lifeismufkinweird]

Get your life together on the low. No one has to know what you’re doing and how.

[coocoolah-deactivated20190601]

American women, without exception, are socialized to be racist, classist and sexist, in varying degrees, and … labeling ourselves feminists does not change the fact that we must consciously work to rid ourselves of the legacy of negative socialization.

bell hooks (via coocoolah)

[2errrrrkkk]

Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq

[sipthisslow-deactivated20181111]

Lmao how Kendrick was holding the soaps.

[rambunctiousrump]

Stop what you are doing and watch this right fucking now

[ctrlroxy]

LMFAO omg

[cocoabutterbby]

i really love kendrick lmao

[sarahfarms]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[silvaalarcon]

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[birdschoolforbirds]

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

[emmacharlottewatson]

‘Stranger Things’ Cast + PHOTOSHOOTS

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

protect them at all cost

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[zoobus]

[overheardinthekitchen]

Our goal is to achieve the highest level of culinary and service standards without pretense, snobbery or presumption. Instead, every moment in our service pattern, every gesture we make, every ingredient we place on a plate, every drop of wine we pour in a glass, comes from an honest and genuine place. We are never called robotic, dry or insincere. This is not a job. It cannot be; it represents much more than that. Our ability to achieve these standards does not represent what we do, but who we are.

Michael Muser, co-founder of Grace (via overheardinthekitchen)