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[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[adventurouscrime]

[tomsoyerhd]

[animusrox]

You stay. I go. The Iron Giant (1999) | dir. Brad Bird

[h0odrich]

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[finalfantasy37]

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

[jonbutter]

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[shwdgold]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[littlecombjelly]

[behr-bones]

This never gets old

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[amor-por-los-cactus]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable