sarah mascarah

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[sarahmascarah]

All I know is I could be a very good ref but I don’t have the sensibilities for it, I would not like to upset anyone and if they yelled really hard I would cry maybe there but definitely later

[sarahmascarah]

“FIFA is corrupt” you are correct and also I like soccer and need joy so yk I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️

[mental-ch-illness]

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

[sarahmascarah]

Aren’t you tired of discussing important things? I want to discuss nonsense. I want to discuss the loose giraffe in Texas or how there’s a loose toucan in my city and it hasn’t come to my yard. I want to be boring and live in a boring world where the biggest drama is whether or not I want to expend the effort of a second cup of coffee. Why must we live in an endlessly miserable status of suffering? Aren’t you tired?

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

It used to be cold. There used to be all these bugs.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Maybe he understood for the first time that to the boy he was himself an alien. A being from a planet that no longer existed. The tales of which were suspect. He could not construct for the child’s pleasure the world he’d lost without constructing the loss as well and he thought perhaps the child has known this better than he.

[dappercyborg]

The grass used to be green in the summer not brown

[middleearthorcseeksspaceorc]

In autumn, puddles would freeze overnight, and give the sharpest, sweetest snap when you stepped on them. All gone by late morning, but reappearing the next day with sharp crinkles and chimes.

[whatdoyoumeannospaces]

mayflies used to coat the road so thoroughly in spring that their corpses made the road more slippery than black ice.

[vrpltransdyke]

All I remember are the live bugs. I remember driving down the highway and openethe window, hundreds brought in by the draft. Saved from being splattered on the hood and windshield. Flying awkwardly as they mated midair.

I don't remember when the last time I saw one

[libraryogre]

Why did every gas station have the windshield cleaners? Because driving down the highway resulted in your windshield getting caked with dead bugs.

[ruins-of-gods]

There used to be winters here. Actual winters - snow so deep you had to carve through it. Snow so deep that shovelling the driveway was a day's affair, and my brother and I could hollow out the piles to make forts. Snow that you were never sure quite how deep it was, because it would compact under your boot before you reached the bottom.

This year there was not a single snowfall deep enough to survive the afternoon.

[sarahmascarah]

You used to be able to wear leather jackets in the fall

[sarahmascarah]

People who say they watched the entirety of something but skipped 1/4th of the episodes no you didn’t you skimmed you coward and LIAR

[sarahmascarah]

Idk if you held a gun to my head and said CHAT GPT OR CLAUDE OR YOU DIE (nevermind that the operable “or” in that statement is misused implying two options but being presented three) I would chose Claude only because even the slightest pretense of ethical behavior is preferable to the inferior scramble to superiority with zero ethical standards but in general fuck ai

[sarahmascarah]

Politicians got too comfortable with corruption and failing to serve their constituents when the threat of being chased out of town covered in tar and feathers was off the table, in this essay I will

[sarahmascarah]

Whatever I just wanna know what he said

[quasi-normalcy]

[sarahmascarah]

“That’s still a billable expense” no I understand how insurance works but if the expense is the difference between life or death then why the fuck do I have to pay it you know? It’s actually insane that you want me to pay an $800 premium every month and then pay for services on top of that. THATS what I’m saying. I’m not fucking asking whether it’s a billable expense under your insane system or not.

[sarahmascarah]

Bye I care about nothing now

[wendydoodles]

Them: You still use Tumblr??

Me: Yes and it's actually the only fulfilling online experience I have anymore

[sarahmascarah]

Spreading my buttcheeks: domain expansion

[mournfulroses]

Oscar Wilde, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Oscar Wilde

[sarahmascarah]

Literally going to live rent free in my head for quite awhile