Hi My Name Is [Sarah]

[rockdistributor100]

Life Could Be Dream

[rockdistributor100]

[realeases]

MICHIGAN | Abandoned house | Heidelberg Project

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[feistyfrank]

that was a classic that was a classic

[thelovelylights]

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

[professorsparklepants]

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

[egg690]

I FOUND IT!!

[plasmalogical]

dr thot

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

oh so i’m a “gatekeeper” just because i own this gate and won’t open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three?

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[queergh0st]

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

[tramampoline]

[eorzean-cabbage]

Here’s my son. His name is spelled Virginia Creeper but it’s actually pronounced Jason, I just like the unique spelling.

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

This is our daughter, Hellbender. She killed the lord of hell and now makes demons do her homework

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance

This is from earlier this year

[daysofstorm]

https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser

read this, and never say another bad word about this man ever again.

[tan-antoni]

THIS is quality content

[tan-antoni]

(x)

[laporcupina]

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[evolution-incarnate]

shork time

shork 

[hobiflu-remade]

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[theconcealedweapon]

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

[suicunesrider]

Never reblogged something harder in my life

[constable-frozen]

[vannminner]

It wouldn’t surprise me if Ryan Reynolds made this himself

[ruinedchildhood]

[deliriumcrow]

This needs to be real.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I NEED IT.