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ivannuru

raddestbabe

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

olivertrees

mjalti

my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”

encoffin

dykepaldi

you will not believe your eye

if 13 is not a white guy

weavemama

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES

aclassilieutenant

And once again Americans get all the fun

sarasaurus87

Fun? Do you watch the news

theinturnetexplorer

kinks-and-perversion-deactivate

This had me laughing so hard.

saudadaism

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

bisexualwario

DC locals fucking with inauguration tourists was easily one of the best things to happen this weekend

beulard

But…why? If they were politely asking a question, giving someone false information just because you don’t agree with them is pretty shitty.

bisexualwario

counterpoint: eat my asshole with ketchup and mustard

neo-soulless

^^^ still my fav response to anything

aplusbabe

Father’s Day is hard for a lot of people. Just know, if your dad doesn’t value you, it doesn’t mean you’re not valuable. You have so much worth and it’s his loss if he can’t see it.

ourexes

he came for his entire life holy shit

holyromanhomo

lovblush

retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

onlytwitterpics

90stvqueen

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”