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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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Enchanted to meet you
Pairing: Johnny Storm x reader Word Count: 3.8k
Description: When Johnny is sent to investigate suspicious steam coming out of a sewer, he doesn’t expect a woman from another dimension to climb out of it. You look at him like he’s your knight in shining armor, and he realizes very soon you possess the ability to completely derail his life.
Inspired on the movie Enchanted ✨
Tags/Warnings: whimsy!reader, fluff, humor, cheeky references to other characters and universes, yearner!johnny being down bad for women out of this world.
Notes: I’ve been feeling whimsy lately and it’s all thanks to my dear @vividxpages, so this one is dedicated to her 🤍 I’ve also missed writing our dramatic prince Johnny, and ended up giggling a lot while writing this. Enjoy 🫶🏼
Masterlist
Johnny had just walked out of the shower when his Fantastic Watch™ beeped. Wrapped in only a towel from the waist down, he steamed the remaining water off his body as he reached for it.
‘Steam rising from a sewer system detected in Midtown, please go check it out – Reed.’
He chuckled. The situation seemed a little bit dramatic to call a whole superhero, but Johnny Storm never missed a public appearance if the opportunity arose. He quickly got dressed in his blue suit, making sure his hair was fully dry before smiling to his reflection, and stepping out into the living room.
PALM OF HIS HAND ⋆˚࿔ jack abbot smau
my mouth hasn’t shut up about you, since you kissed it. the idea that you might kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well, before any kiss.
summary following your six month leave, you’re back at ptmc ready to continue your residency. you tell yourself you’re fine. the weight is manageable. the rush of the hospital should keep your thoughts from wandering where they shouldn’t. for a while that mindset will work, but there will be times, fleeting, where you remember why you left, and will have trouble remembering why you’re back. he won’t make it any easier, and he’s not going to let you leave again, and maybe you aren’t ready to leave either. he’s already figured you out, and he’s tightening his grasp on you, ready to hold you steady in the palm of his hand.
warnings fem!reader, she/her pronouns used, conservative usage of y/n, suggestive language, slight angst, sexual references, mostly fluff, reader’s nickname is gerbil (explained later), the author tries to be funny 😔 age gap (29/50), mentions of grief and loss, estranged parent(s), reader often misses social cues. (will include chapter specific warnings) past emery x reader (if you squint) unhappy ending
a/n came across this tweet, after a night of binging the pitt, and here we are now.
MASTERLIST
01. day one 11. day fifty-one
02. day four 12. day fifty-eight
03. day eleven 13. day sixty-four
04. day twenty 14. day sixty-nine
05. day thirty 15. day seventy-five
06. day thirty-one 16. day seventy-six
07. day (nth) 17. day eighty-two
08. day (null) 18. day ninety-three
09. day forty-one 19. day one-hundred
10. day fifty 20. epilogue
EXTRAS
prelude
Conversation carried out throughout the shift
We heard in the weather forecast that there will be heavy rain in Gaza tomorrow, Friday and Saturday, and I've been trying since this morning to buy wood and tent covers so I don't get flooded by the rainwater.
It's very expensive, and all the solutions are temporary; there are no permanent solutions except for the house.
My tent shakes a lot in the wind and blows away – and that's just from the wind, so what will it be like in a low-pressure system?
To everyone, I say please donate and share this post.
Today's target is 52.490/52.900🙏🙏🫂
Donation link here or Verification here & here
My friends, I appeal to your humanity. I want you to save me from the tent, please. We are freezing from the cold. I don't want to spend the winter in the tent, please.
Today's goal 35.038/35.500🙏🙏🫂
I'm Youssef from Gaza. The war and bombing have returned. We're living in a tattered tent. My house was bombed. I need to buy a tent, but some tents cost over £400. I lost my job and can't afford one to protect my children from the cold and rain. The situation is very difficult, and we're suffering. Food is scarce and expensive, and drinking water is unavailable. We're forced to buy bottled water, but I can't afford it either. My children have contracted hepatitis because of the unsanitary water. I desperately need your donation. A £25 donation can buy bottled water, a £50 donation can buy food, and a £100 donation can buy a tent. I ask everyone who sees my post to help my family. I desperately need your donation. Your donation will save my children from death and bring us to safety. Please help me by sharing my post on your blog. I am grateful for your understanding and support. My campaign has been verified. 🫂🍉💔
✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #591 )✅️
I am kirsty, I am from England, I met Youssef through volunteer work with Ebon… Kirsty Watson needs your support for Youssef and his family
👉 "Save my child Moamen before it's too late."
💔 Dear friends, thank you from my heart to everyone who has helped me before — I truly wish happiness never leaves your life 🌸
Goal: $1160
Remaining: $538 🙏
My child Moamen urgently needs two surgeries in the coming days, and I’m also struggling to cover daily treatment and living costs for me and my two little ones.
I am creating this on behalf of my dear friend. The horrors that are happening to… Veronica Salber needs your support for Help Diala's Famil
Any support — even sharing this post — means so much 💕
$73 / $1521
i genuinely do not know what to say. we are on the final day and we have had only one small donation AT ALL today
we have less than 7 hours left.
DONATE
IF WE DO NOT GET THIS AMMAR WILL DIE
it is evidently and genuinely impossible for us to get $3k in a day or two, let alone $4k, so if we can't get this ammar will dead
ISRAEL WILL GET TO KILL ANOTHER BABY
PLEASE DONATE AND STOP THIS.
NO ONE ELSE WILL HELP HIM.
Become a supporter of starryeyedgiant today!
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EMERGENCY 🚨
War is done but still everything is not yet in order .!No home😭😭no food 😭😭no medication please we need your help any donation can make a change .Link below and in bio
Support Abdul From Gaza
In a tweet that garnered massive resonance in Japan, Ms. Mika wrote:
"Returning unidentified bodies found inside bags, and these are bodies of people whose hands and feet were bound, bearing burn marks, crushed by tanks, showing signs of torture, with their bones broken... etc."
If these were not Palestinians, this incident would have become a huge scandal and a major issue on a global level.
In this incident, the disregard for the value of human life and its dignity is clearly manifested, along with the inhumane perspective that justifies neglect and marginalization.
After all the brutality we’ve witnessed, from tortured bodies to a public proposal to burn victims, we feel powerless in the face of the world’s silence. Gaza is no longer a place to live—it’s a prison for children who chose nothing. My four children face fear, hunger, and sorrow every day, and all we dream of is giving them the chance to play, sleep safely, and learn like any other child in the world. Supporting our campaign is not a luxury—it’s their right to life. Every share, every donation, is a step toward leaving this hell and giving our children the future they deserve.
Message of Gratitude and Support Request
My dear friends, During the last war, my home was completely destroyed. In just a moment, I lost everything , my shelter, my memories, my safety, my whole world.
Now, I’m trying to return to North Gaza, to the place that once held my life, just to build a small tent and a simple bathroom… something that can give me a bit of dignity, a place to breathe again.
Tent construction cost: around $1,525 USD (includes wood, iron, waterproof fabric ). Bathroom setup cost: around $420 USD (includes water pipes, water tank, toilet, sink, and plumbing materials).
Deadline : 22 October (Only 5 Days)
Current Progress: $ 19,001 / $20,730
In the heart of Gaza City, amidst the turmoil of conflict and resilience, Tawfik's… Tawfik Wal needs your support for Support Tawfik Dream o
Vetted by @postanagramgenerator link , Vetted by @90-ghost link , @dlxxv-vetted-donations link
💔 This Is All That’s Left of Our Home in the North 💔
This is what remains of our house. It was destroyed , the walls are burned, the ceilings have collapsed, and everything inside is gone. Winter is coming, and we have nowhere to stay, no shelter to keep us safe and warm.
Please, help us build a tent before the cold and rain arrive. Any support, no matter how small, means everything to us. 🙏
War is done but still everything is not yet in order .!No home😭😭no food 😭😭no medication please we need your help any donation can make a change .Link below and in bio
Support Abdul From Gaza
Queer people love Halloween because we were seen as "other" and "scary" for so long. And so, in October we are free to be a witch, or a demon, or the one character who made us feel seen when we were 12
Imagine living in a place where the bombing never stops, where every sound reminds you that death is near.
There’s no home to keep you safe, no food to ease your children’s hunger.
Just imagining that breaks the heart… but for us, it’s not a thought , it’s our daily life. My family and I live this reality, surrounded by ruins, holding on to survival.
We’re not asking for much , only for you to feel with us. Your compassion and support are the light that helps us endure the endless night
vetted by @gazavetters (line #658) vetted by @nabulsi (here) , and shared by @90-ghost (here)
Although the U.S. president has called on Israel to stop its aggression against Gaza, the bombing and displacement continue to intensify day after day. Ahmed and his family are enduring unbearable conditions, facing hunger and cold without shelter or safety , They are in desperate need of your support. Please donate and share their message ; every act of kindness could save a life.
£17,952 / £30,000 as of Oct 8
this campaign has been up since May 2024, and 60% of the goal has been raised so far
lately, this campaign has only been receiving 1-3 donations each day. as of writing, there have been no new donations in 14 hours, and only 3 in the past 2 days.
please share and donate if you can, your solidarity and support will help give hope to a family who have been enduring the worst crimes against humanity for over 2 years now.
Every day that passes becomes more dangerous for us. Time is running out—please, do not ignore us. Donate to us and share our plea with your audience. Your donation could save us from death—please, think about that.
Hello everyone My name is Ahmed I'm from Gaza, i am engineer I created this li… Alaa kh needs your support for Help Ahmed family to trav
🌍 Gaza is starving to death — and the world must not stay silent.
❗This is not just a headline. It’s our reality.
No food. No medicine. No safe place left.
We cry out in every language, hoping someone hears us:
غزة تموت جوعاً
Gaza is starving to death
Gaza meurt de faim
Gaza se muere de hambre
Gaza verhungert
Gaza sta morendo di fame
Газа умирает от голода
加沙正在饿死
ガザは飢えで死にかけている
가자는 굶어 죽어가고 있다
Gazze açlıktan ölüyor
गाज़ा भूख से मर रहा है
Gaza está morrendo de fome
Gaza sekarat karena kelaparan
غزہ بھوک سے مر رہا ہے
غزه از گرسنگی در حال مرگ است
Η Γάζα πεθαίνει από την πείνα
Gaza svälter ihjäl
🆘 Please don’t scroll past this.
Every share, every donation, every voice counts.
Dear Esteemed Donors, My name is Ahmad , and I am a 14-year-old resident of Khan Yo… Ahmad W needs your support for Help Gaza Families Secu
Vetted!!!
(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).
# dlxxv-vetted-donations
Last night, we barely survived…
Gaza was burning under relentless bombardment with every kind of weapon. Entire neighborhoods were destroyed within hours.
We were forced to flee our place of residence in the north, and we spent the night on the street until — with great difficulty — we found a car to take us to the south at a heavy price. We carried with us fear, exhaustion, hunger, and suffering, yet still no real safety.
📌 Today, for the first time, a UN investigative committee has officially confirmed that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. This is not just a report — it is a testimony to the death, displacement, and destruction we endure every single day.
We are living this genocide moment by moment… our lives are hanging by a thread.
Please, help us survive. Your donation could save my family from hunger and homelessness. 🙏🇵🇸
👉 Share, comment, and reblog so our voices are not silenced.
Vetted:
(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi).