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the force is like anxiety

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explain

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with me, always

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HBO is releasing its Carrie Fisher documentary early in light of her passing and it’s chock full of amazing mother/daughter feels

The newest offering from HBO’s documentary wing is an unfortunately timely one. Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds was shot over a year in 2014 and 2015. The film covers the relationship between mother, daughter, and fame as Fisher films Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Gifs: HBODocs

WATCH THE TRAILER

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the if you watch food network youre gay post is stupid gays don't own everything you know

Reblog if you’re gay, own everything, or just really love food network 

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job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

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“Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna” – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

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Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

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“a beautiful painting”

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this is the future of art

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@karoldanvers

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I cant believe Classical Art meme-ing will soon become a legitimate form of art appreciation / critique

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Wale dissed Tomi Lahren on his new track — and then finished the job on twitter.

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my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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Chaotic Good Boy

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

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mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

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Watching their favorite movie together.

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the only thing you really need to know about learning latin and greek is that neither has a word for “yes,” but they do have words for things such as “asshole-bestower” and “horse prostitute”

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“Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy confirmed to be in a relationship in Gotham City Sirens movie.”

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I’m enjoying so much the fact that this is only happening because Jared Leto made such a creepy dickhead of himself filming Suicide Squad that Margot Robbie basically went “Welp, time to figure out a way NEVER TO LET THAT MAN NEAR ME AGAIN”.

So she went off, found a scriptwriter to write the Gotham City Sirens movie, sold it to DC and Warner Brothers and is executive producing it.

Thank you, Margot Robbie, from the bottom of my heart. You truly are the hero that DC deserves.