Just a Fanfiction Writer Who Also Makes Headcanons

I write Headcanons and Fanfictions (On AO3) Bi BW

[sarcasmisavirtue]

You know what’s not mentioned enough? How much of an absolute NIGHTMARE the marauders dorm was in first year.

We got spoiled brats 1-2, wet doormat, and some kid who has never had friends or interacted with people his age

Bonus points for the fact Sirius is straight out of a family that literally HUNTED MUGGLES FOR FUN, that’s all he’s been exposed to, and then one is a half-blood and the other two are blood traitors

Oh and James is an only child with elderly wealthy parents with an ego as large as the sun. Very self explanatory.

Most innacurate part of Harry Potter is that none of them ended up killing one another purposefully or accidentally during first year

[sarcasmisavirtue]

Sirius “James would never” Black

And James “Yeah that sounds like Sirius” Potter

Sirius acts like James walks on water even though he’s most definitely hyper aware of his faults because those faults stayed between the two of them

James acted like Sirius was a demon incarnate even though he conveniently blocked out every bad thing Sirius did from his memory because Sirius is batshit crazy and James loved that about him, the details didn’t matter much

(Notice the tenses I used)

[sarcasmisavirtue]

I dunno how me trying to do a character study fic on Sirius ended up with me writing a series from varying POVs about the way women are treated in HP/The Wizarding World (Centered around Andromeda, Narcissa, and Bellatrix) but I’m…Not mad at it??

Showing the struggles of women from both the POVs of women and men is so oddly interesting to me. The ways in which they’re interpreted, and sometimes not even acknowledged until they directly affect you in some way. The ways in which both women and men hold their misogyny, the ways in which both women and men hold their feminism…The ways they can be somewhere in-between

It’s all really interesting to write and I didn’t realize how thought provoking it’d be

10/10 would recommend writing a fic on gender inequality from the most wildly varying POVs ever it really helps you understand social dynamics and psychology

Also the Black Sisters are the perfect people for a wide range of POVs on it/responses/effects? Like??

[sarcasmisavirtue]

You know what I’ll never forgive this fandom for?

Popularizing the Slytherin Skittles (Never liked the name but we ball), Mary, and Marlene but not BLAISE ZABINI’S MOTHER

Perfect addition to the slytherin lineup yall want so bad. The Evelyn Hugo of Harry Potter.

Who married a bunch of rich men who tragically died and left her a lot of money. Who was FAMOUSLY beautiful.

It’s not a (long) me fic if she’s not at least mildly referenced.

RIP to those men but like…Love her

[mayaplaya4]

how do we know about her?

[sarcasmisavirtue]

Don’t remember the exact book slug club was prominent off the dome (I think halfblood prince?) but it was mentioned that Blaise was only in it because of her, and the fact that she married 7 men who all ended up dying mysteriously and leaving her massive fortunes, and she’s fabulously wealthy and unbelievably beautiful. (Paraphrasing.)

[sarcasmisavirtue]

You know what people don’t do enough?

Sirius who used to be the bright golden child. The beloved perfect heir. Charming and bright and outgoing. Beloved by all. So beautiful. So perfect. So shiny. He was a leader, not a follower. Never a follower. For all he argued with his mother, she felt proud. Because her boy was so strong and the perfect heir, even if she needed to keep him in check so that he would not cross her.

He never disappointed his family. Even if he was rebellious. Even if he caused mischief and minor problems. He never truly disappointed them. Because they’d forgive him for anything. Their perfect, beloved heir.

And then he was sorted into Gryffindor. And then he was fraternizing with the wrong sort. Running around causing problems with the Potter boy and a half-blood.

All of a sudden, he was disappointing them. And that was catastrophic. Because that wasn’t like their heir. Their perfect little doll. And suddenly the illusion shattered. Suddenly, he was flawed and imperfect.

And Sirius was thrown away. Like any broken doll. Every birthday before his twelfth he was showered with more gifts than he had any space or purpose for. On his twelfth, he only got Happy Birthdays from his friends.

When he went home, he was shunned. Mother was always angry. Punishing him. Isolating him. For disappointing her. For going off the rails as soon as he was let off leash.

All of a sudden, Sirius was second. All of a sudden, Regulus was doted upon. Regulus. The sheep. The one who followed. He’d never be a proper heir but he’d always been the perfect spare. Irrelevant. Not a challenge. Not entirely ideal.

All of a sudden, Regulus wasn’t following him blindly. Regulus was on their mother’s side. Regulus, who Sirius always protected and defended and took care of.

And then Sirius was alone. Isolated. Trapped in Grimmuald Place like a prison. Nothing to do. No one to talk to. He couldn’t act out. Couldn’t sneak around. The portraits on the walls would be oh so happy to rat him out.

A fallen angel, trapped in a cage.

And then Sirius went back to school. And Regulus was sorted into Slytherin. Hanging around with wannabe death eaters. Shunning his own blood.

All of a sudden, it wasn’t just Narcissa and Sirius’s childhood pureblood friends shunning him. But his brother, too.

And Sirius spiraled.

Like, can I get that?

I need it so much.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

Petition for this fandom to STOP making Regulus just diet Lily/Remus/Sirius, and stop making Barty Sirius Jr.

Like LET THEM BE THEIR OWN CHARACTERS IF YOURE GONNA DEPICT THEM

Goddamn 😭

[deswhomst]

what are you talking about lol? such a weird complaint tbh. they’re depicted very differently but have overlaps from what we know from canon—regulus is a black like sirius is, he’s the younger “golden child” like lily is. barty and sirius have multiple parallels given to us (rebelling against their family, escaping azkaban, being academic weapons, etc.). plus everyone has their own characterizations you’re free to yours too.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

I’m talking about how he’s literally not allowed his own personality 😭

Like, people just apply Lily’s, Remus’s, and Sirius’s. That’s what I’m saying. Most of the time—Not all of the time—He’s not depicted with his own unique character and is just soft boy book reader, Sirius 2.0, Lily Remix, or Remus Disciple.

And I’m not saying Barty and Sirius don’t have parallels. I’m not saying Regulus doesn’t have parallels with Sirius and Lily.

But Parallels don’t equal personality and that’s what I’m talking about.

You’re free to characterize anyone how you want but all I’M saying is I’d like people to give the two of them unique, nuanced characterizations which often doesn’t happen. You can make characters have parallels without rinsing and reusing their personalities.

Characters should be unique. They can have SIMILAR personalities, but very often Regulus has a personality that’s literally the exact same as one of the three, either in the story and canonically, and often the character has to be tweaked so it’s not as obvious. But if he had his own unique character, it wouldn’t be an issue.

[lilyevanssupporter]

I will take no excuses or arguements on this, sirius was not wrong for leaving that household. And james would never in any circumstance take anyone elses side (e.g regulus) on this. I do not care.

[lilyevanssupporter]

James can understand both sides of the black brother but ultimately in every scenario he would be on sirius' in this situation. "sirius left me there" no he didnt. He didnt leave YOU there, he left an abusive household that was becoming increasingly more difficult and perhaps dangerous to stay in. He under no circumstances was under obligation to take regulus with him. James Potter was absolutely on Sirius' side, and would NEVER EVER EVER take regulus' in this specific scenario. I like jegulus, i read it often, but NO NO NO. Regulus is within his right to be upset being in that household alone without sirius, it is understandable he would be upset sirius left him and maybe blame himfor being left there, but that doesnt mean he's right to blame him. JUST. BECAUSE. HE. BLAMES. SIRIUS. DOESNT. MEAN. HES. RIGHT. TO.

and also

JUST. BECAUSE. HE'S. NOT. RIGHT. TO. DOESNT. MAKE. HIS. FEELINGS. NOT. VALID.

also

JAMES. POTTER. WOULD. NEVER. BLAME. SIRIUS. FOR. LEAVING.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

RIP sirius black you would’ve hated fanon sirius black and you would’ve loved having a loud ass motorcycle that wakes up the entire country, shit talking your family loudly in public spaces and marrying james potter in las vegas

RIP james potter you would’ve hated fanon james potter and regulus black and you would’ve loved posting the tiktok couple’s trend invisible string with lily, being called a DILF, and annoying everyone by constantly having a game on in the background

RIP remus lupin you would’ve hated fanon remus lupin and would have loved iphone notes app, thrift shops and teen wolf

RIP peter pettigrew you would have hated fanon peter pettigrew and would have loved among us, and nothing else because you would be in jail

RIP lily evans/potter you would’ve hated fanon lily evans and would have loved fighting about politics with random men at the bar, being a soccer mom and calling your husband « princess/babygirl »

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

the marauders fandom is the PERFECT exemple of performative activism.

yall make such a strong point about sexuality thinking it’s doing something while completely erasing the characters personality.

i don’t CARE that regulus black is gay in your eyes what matters is that HE WAS A PUREBLOOD SUPREMACIST. you use sexuality as a shield in a way that’s so counterproductive.

the point of all of this was to make barely existent characters deeper and more complex but it went off to make everyone dumbed down stereotypical version of barely themselves.

we all hate jkr right? but some of you go around erasing the only political aspect of the books for the sake of your little fetishized gay twink story.

you think you are so different from the rest of hp fans because you make characters gay but you ignore the racial and gender stereotypes aspects of everything. as a woman and a NON WHITE woman hearing people talking about their favourite ships and characters is WILD.

all of you put such an importance on being respectful to peoples opinions but only when it comes to sexuality. the moment someone criticizes your love for canonically racist little assholes that did so much damage instead of deepening characters that ARE CANONICALLY WHAT YOU MAKE FANON INTO you freak out and call them names.

the fight for the LGBTQ+ community is not singular. it goes hand in hand with many other fights like for racial equality and gender equality.

before you comment “ LeT pEOplE liVe” or “ In My HeadCaNonS theYre nOT liKE THAT” i don’t care about the me.me.me speech

i care about what you make popular. what had taken over the fandom and what is being seen by the younger audience that you make seem as normal

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

no offense to all the regulus lovers on here but like everytime i see the marauders era content with people trying to shove him into everything my eye twitches like sometimes we are talking about CANON.

a tiktok about how effie has two sons sirius and james and the comments are all like AnD rEguLus

a jily thing and it’s all like this but jegulus brother EUGHHHHH. james and lily did not die for this

someone praising sirius for breaking away from his family’s ideas or running away BuT hE LeFt rEgGie bro SHXHSNSNDN

istg i saw a tiktok ranking the strongest/best characters of the universe and tell me whyyyy they sneaked regulus on hereeeee

my brother in christ this man wasn’t that important ENOUGHHHHH

you can’t read ANYTHING marauders related anywhere without this man being more important than like lily enough

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

miss when the marauders fandom was about the marauders and not an pureblood supremacist apologist fandom.

when sirius and james’s friendship was a major point and not put behind james and regulus

where sirius/andromeda were the actual rebels of the black family not regulus cus he legit didn’t do shit

where james’s character was understood enough to not ship him with what he fought against his entire life ( the potters being one of the only pire blood family that fought against the supremacist movement)

where remus being a werewolf didn’t make him angry and violent on the contrary made him a sensitive and sweet guy

where lily aka the most important character on the series wasn’t cast away

where deatheaters were actually criticized and not babied. where people understood the IMPORTANCE of the concept of deatheaters and how they exist in our world too. that’s why WE HATE THEM

where ships made somewhat sense. because sirius and remus have symbolism there is something greater about them than just being a gay couple. the moon and the stars.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

You know what people don’t utilize enough?

The KNIGHTS OF WALPURGIS referencing WALPURGIS NIGHT which celebrated SAINT WALPURGA (Or Walburga).

Like…

People don’t utilize that enough

Even adding to that—Voldemort’s closeness with Bellatrix, calling her ‘Bella’, something only family uses for her (or people from her household life house elves) and Snape besides him, as well as him not (To my knowledge) using nicknames for ANYONE ELSE—Him choosing Regulus/Kreacher for the task with the locket (Probably just because he thinks Regulus is blindly loyal but), Orion and Walburga (Despite not being death eaters themselves) letting their only real hope for an heir (Sirius wasn’t coming back) become a Death Eater in a war where death was possible, no matter how outnumbered the opposition was, and him trusting Narcissa that Harry Potter was dead without checking after her despite him evading death miraculously before.

Like…IM JUST SAYING. No one ever uses this. Like ever.

Imagine how much you can do with making Tom close with the Blacks (namely Walburga) narratively. Where are the fics that have this???

Not saying this is canon but it’s a fun little headcanon that can be used for fics that I’ve like never seen being utilized

Like imagine what that’d add to characters like Andromeda and Sirius, or even to Bella, Narcissa, and Regulus. The effect that had on Sirius + Regulus’s upbringings. It’d be such an easy way to add interest, angst, and conflict into fics. Because let’s be so real, Voldy Moldy was probably charismatic as shit and they were most likely shielded from his worst sides growing up. Meaning if they grew up knowing him (the runaways specifically) that’d create some interesting conflict. Because they don’t agree with his beliefs but some part of them is low-key brainwashed. But they still choose good in the end despite their bonds.

Golden.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

Personal headcanon, but (if there was no war) Lily and James are the type of couple whose house would’ve been the designated gathering place for like everybody. Friends and family are always coming in and out, Harry always has friends over for play dates, Remus crashes on their couch when times are tough, Peter brings a new obscure game over every weekend for game night, and Sirius probably has a key and basically lives there anyways.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

Snape fans calling me (A queer black woman) a pig, animal, and whore AND MORE over a FICTIONALLLLL wizard Nazi is kinda crazy ngl… 🤨

Calling me a “Classist rich white man bully supporter” for liking the Marauders when I literally admitted they’re not perfect fucking people and what they did was wrong?

Like okay… Tell me your views without telling me your views

Mind you I wasn’t even hateful toward him as a character. Just said (While he was the victim of the Marauders in many situations) he was not an overall victim and what he did (Joining the DE) is not justifiable. Because…Y’know, ethnic cleansing?

Like you are attacking a REAL LIFE MINORITY multiple times over for talking about how Snape and The Marauders have more nuance than people give them…MIND YOU, they are FICTIONAL. CHARACTERS.

And again—SNAPE IS A FUCKING FICTIONAL WIZARD NAZI.

WIZARD.

NAZI.

Is that ALL he is? No. Is that his ENTIRE character? No. But that was the part I was trying to discuss in the first place. You’re defending him participating in ethnic cleansing by attacking a real life minority and calling her a white apologist/classist.

Mind you I myself grew up in poverty. But I don’t understand what it’s like.

O…Kay…

[sevinagreatergood]

Also, baby, minority or not, YOU suck. Know what else was a minority? Severus motherfucking Snape. Not a single other poor abused halfblood shows up, except for 2 others. Who did NOT have it as horrible as Snape even.

You yap about minority, blackness, queerness like some fucking muppet. Tell me it's wrong to get angry about a fictional character. Meanwhile you involve horrendous teGedy of a goddamn worldwar where Jews were exterminated for the same goddamn fictional book.

Honestly, do you even know how retarded that sound? Do you? I bet you don't. Because you'll use the same shit like last time. "I'm black, I'm queer, I'm woman, so I know what I yap about."

Know who else does that? Dictators. Since u want to involve ww2 so badly. Snaters are like Dictators such as Hitler or trump. Hypocrites. So why don't you get your maga ass some goddamn education, makes you more. How should I say this nicely, humane? No, less pig-like.

Because all you do is yap like JKR about queer or not. But since you have no idea was Nazi means (which is btw: the political principles of the National Socialist German Workers' Party.) which had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with DE.

I bet you just shove JKR's words down your own piehole. For snaters hating jkr, you fuckers sure love to use every precious oxygen she bloody breathes don't you? Guess what else she called a Nazi. LGBTQ community. Since you're queer, can I assume you have such an issue? Wanting to wipe out the Jews, plant only blondes all over the motherfucking world, only have hetero sex. Bet you're one of the Nazis then right?

[sarcasmisavirtue]

WTAF are you talking about?

Just because you don’t like my opinions doesn’t mean you can use words and stereotypes historically used (ACROSS CULTURES, CONTINENTS, AND OCEANS) to oppress people like me against me while simultaneously defending joining racial cleansing and genocide?

ALL, mind you, over a take on a fictional character.

Not liking my opinions is fine. Just block and ignore me. But to go out of your way to single out and harass a minority and use words CONSISTENTLY USED AGAINST THE GROUP THEYRE PART OF to hurt/attack them online over a fictional fucking character is insane??

You’re just throwing our reactionary words ATP. Like calling me a nazi because I’m queer? A dictator because I’m stating

AS SOMEONE WHO IS ALL THE THINGS YOU CLAIM LEAD SNAPE TO A HATE GROUP and who is in those communities, that’s not good justification, is just fucking wild.

I don’t GAF if you disagree with me. No one’s obligated to. But the fact that you’ve been harassing me, stalking my page, and singling ME specifically out is insane?? Block me and move on.

You comparing me to an animal and a pig for saying “He’s not the grand martyr/victim people think he is” while acknowledging HE WAS in certain occasions VICTIMIZED while still not being an overall victim, while staying respectful, when he is a fictional goddamn character is insane?

As soon as I unblock you to read a fucking comment you just start acting up which, again, is telling. Because I didn’t reply, nor did I acknowledge you. It’s like you’ve been waiting to be unblocked to start some BS and it’s genuinely weird.

So, yeah, blocked again thanks for proving my point I guess?

All this over something a stranger on the internet says about a fictional character on a blog they have to share their thoughts/opinions for fun is just wild

ESP because I’ve never engaged w you and wasn’t disrespectful to begin with but ok?? Go off I guess?? Waste your energy???

[knightpiece]

I'd be more open to appreciating snapes character and complexities more if his fans weren't literally just plain rude they're always in replies insulting people like are you Snape himself OH MY GOD

[sarcasmisavirtue]

No literally this like you try and have a nuanced discussion and people are virtually jumping you and even oftentimes being full on racist toward you like goddamn 😭

[winters-on-the-wing]

snape stans have called me a child rapist because i said that i don’t like that he bullied neville and hermione to the point where they felt sick about going to class.

i’ve gotten three hateful nasty anons about “being a nazi” over the span of two minutes because i said that comparing snape and other death eaters to nazis from a lens of literary analysis was not only wise but extremely relevant.

like

these people are only proving my points. fiction isn’t reality but how you interact with these minority and oppressor groups in fandom shows a lot about how you do so in the real world.

[sarcasmisavirtue]

THIS ‼️

Someone tried to tell me I’m privileged and don’t know discrimination or know what Snape was going through or whatever JUST TODAY

Mind you I’ve LITERALLY STATED that as someone who’s black, queer, grew up in poverty, and has been made fun of by richer, whiter classmates there’s NO VALID REASON to join a hate group. Especially if it’s ’just cause you’re bullied’ like they’ve said.

Like… The fanbase is actually atrocious?

And they called me a ‘rape apologist’ when I’ve never once mentioned SA/rape or anything else on this blog. EVER.

Like I mention The Marauders not at all being in the right w/ Snape and how he was the victim in situations with them…But oh no, I won’t ‘admit’ he’s this overall big victim character who’s the TRUE victim of the story and just a precious little guy who’s not at all wizard racist.

Like…??

And before people get mad at me for mentioning my personal experiences and trying to pull race cards or whatever the fuck, it’s because their MAIN argument is he’s an impoverished half-blood who was bullied. Which just doesn’t make sense AT ALL

[knightpiece]

I'd be more open to appreciating snapes character and complexities more if his fans weren't literally just plain rude they're always in replies insulting people like are you Snape himself OH MY GOD

[sarcasmisavirtue]

No literally this like you try and have a nuanced discussion and people are virtually jumping you and even oftentimes being full on racist toward you like goddamn 😭

[sarcasmisavirtue]

You know what I’ll never forgive this fandom for?

Popularizing the Slytherin Skittles (Never liked the name but we ball), Mary, and Marlene but not BLAISE ZABINI’S MOTHER

Perfect addition to the slytherin lineup yall want so bad. The Evelyn Hugo of Harry Potter.

Who married a bunch of rich men who tragically died and left her a lot of money. Who was FAMOUSLY beautiful.

It’s not a (long) me fic if she’s not at least mildly referenced.

RIP to those men but like…Love her