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@sarcasmzero
Everyone gathers around the egg as it's hatching (spawning?) and what they expect to see is a baby villager that looks like Nurm. But instead see a carbon copy of Jack
Everyone: <:0
Jack: :)
(proud dad already)
YEAAHHAHAHAH
Looks just like their father 🥺
this is reminding me ofa certain mutual's (ahem) art of them having a kid. and it looking like Nurm. this time it's Jack🥹🥹
:÷)
Follow up to my last thing:
Nurm would carry around the egg in a sling, always holding it.
Jack would also being almost always holding it. He would be protective and barely let anyone else hold it.
I wonder how the others would react 🤔
YESS!! One of those baby slings you wear on your chest. But instead of baby. Egg.
Jack would def be very protective of it. Nothing can happen to his egg baby (and eggs are fragile anyway)
It'd be really funny to see how everyone else would react to them just carrying this massive egg around town. Ivor would probably be all "Fascinating! I've always wanted to observe villager egg incubation!" and want to study it up close (they'd obviously refuse but Jack would let him watch him hold the egg) (also funny cause the Eversource doesn't lay villager eggs). Lukas would write it down in his journal, Jesse would probably be all "What.".. Petra would probably also be confused but try to play it casually, then get excited cause Jack's gonna be a father!! Woohoo! And Radar.. I dunno but he's gonna get a new sibling soon lol
tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
now rebloggable. fuck with me
Why the fish
The fish is what makes the post rebloggable
The fish is what makes this post fuckable
happy flat fag friday
Hello everyone. I know it's been a bit but I have news!
Me and Jack were cleaning the shop, rearranging things, and we found this weird book.
The pages are..strange. The author is scribbled out and the spine and cover of the book is too faded to make out. I don't remember getting a book like this, and neither does Jack.
Maybe Romeo knows something about this?
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Adventure Trio (+Nurm) bullshit go!
I had an idea and thought I should share with the class
What if spawn eggs weren't just from the Eversource?
Mobs like chickens and parrots lay eggs (both in game and real life obviously) Spiders also lay eggs, and the Sniffers? They're mammals, but they lay eggs too.
So what if Villagers also did?
Chickens can be bred and have a baby. But they lay eggs anyway.
Imagine if Villagers laid eggs, but they don't know how to hatch them. They're rare, so they don't want to just throw them and hope they hatch a baby villager.
I like to imagine a situation where Nurm magically lays an egg, and like a proud parent, constantly shoves it in Jack's face. Jack just nods and is like "yeah, you did that."
HELP ME I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SIMILAR
Nurm just laying an egg one day. Going up to Jack "Hey I laid an egg" and Jack is bewildered because Nurm forgot to tell him villagers can just Do That
"You didn't tell me that???"
"Oh I assumed you knew"
It's also funny because the Eversource doesn't lay villager eggs (for obvious reasons). But villager eggs exist in base mc. Aaand baby villagers have to come from somewhere...
Then they'd have to take care of the egg to make sure it hatches right. Nurm just grabbing a ton of blankets to make a "nest" and then sitting there cradling the egg all day and refusing to get up. Imagine Jack trying to explain to the others why Nurm can't come to their outings or meetings
"Sorry he can't come he laid an egg"
"WHAT"
Anyways the egg would hatch perfectly and they'd have a lovely baby villager child <3
pssst. hey. @nurmiesunshinerock is up and running. interact with him if you will. he's very dear to me
*looks at you withmy big beady eyes* Nurm can I have a hug..? Pleeeas?
"Hurr hrm!"
Translating...
["Of course!"]
He pulls you into a big, warm hug. His arms are surprisingly strong for a Villager.
(I scatter breadcrumbs at my feet) come breenman nation !! Feed !!!
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"
100% okay with this lmao
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soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw
I am the slime 💼
Sorry the lip sync is bad I’ve never done this before😢😢
Translation to English: "We sometimes have to look at things that aren't cute and are unpleasant. "Because I don't understand it" "Because it has nothing to do with me" "Because it's somehow unpleasant" If we become unable to see anything that way, eventually even the cute things will disappear."
"Oh you really like [Insert Character]? You must have so much merch of them!"
The only merch that I have that ISN'T homemade is four keychains and pin stfu
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