Eh

[babybebebon]

My headcannon on Stiles visiting the Hale house if Hales were alive and Stiles knew about werewolves and Derek was still autistic but less traumatised:

Stiles, after greeting Dereks mom and some siblings, enters the living room and sees a giant Great Dane laying on the couch: OMG! You’ve got a dog! Derek why didn’t you tell me? I love dogs!

Stiles, in the goofiest voice possible: who is the good boy? Who is the gooddest boy? Who is so soft and cute just sitting here, huh? It’s you! You are the gooddest boy! Who is so soft and nice and cuddly? Who wants some butt scratching? Huh? You?

Dog, jumps into Stiles’ lap and offers his belly for scratches: 👁️👅👁️

Derek with straight ass face: Stiles…

Stiles: huh?

Derek: Do you remember when I told you that not all shapeshifters turn into wolves? Some of us shapeshift into other animals?

Stiles: Yeah…

Derek: That’s my dad.

Stiles: ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)

Derek: He’s feral rn and forgot that he’s half human

Stiles, looking at Talia, then at his own hand on the dog’s butt:

Stiles: Σ(°ロ°)!!!

Hale family, watching him go pale:

Derek: *eyebrows*

Stiles: I’m so sorry! I didn’t know! I didn’t mean to!

Minutes: pass as Stiles’ heartbeat starts to sound like he’s about to have a heart attack

Talia who finally took pity on him: Derek’s joking, it’s just a dog

Stlies: (；⌣̀_⌣́)

Dereks eyebrows: ^^

Dereks dad dying laughing in the kitchen:

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*

Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?

Kim : so WHAT now?

Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?

Kim : I'm NOT constipated

Chay : you sure?

Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated

Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?

Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right

Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*

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Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

Porsche patting Kinn on the back: at the end of the day we are all human beans

Tankhun : and together we will rice

Pete : lettuce pray

Chay : Ramen.

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Kinn: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you're looking for

Vegas: Dignity

Porchay: Innocence

Macau: Kinn's wallet

[gloriousreverie-deactivated2023]

don’t cry, my little brother

summary: vegas and pete fought and macau couldn’t help but think about the worst thing that could happen.

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Porsche: If you had to choose between Kim and how much money I have in my pocket , what would you choose?

Chay: depends . How much money are we talking about?

Kim: Porchay?

Porsche: five cents

Chay: Sold!

Kim: PORCHAY KITTISAWASD!!!??!!?

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Tankhun: Kim, are you ignoring Chay?

Kim: I'm playing hard to get

Tankhun: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want

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Pete: If you were offered 50,000,but the person you hate the most gets 100,000 would you still take it?

Vegas: Yes, who wouldn't want 150,000?

Pete: Vegas, no

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Chay: I hate it when old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"

Chay: So I started doing that to them at funerals :)

Porsche: That's ... not how i raised you

[extrovertedineedofhelp]

Pete: I CAN'T DO IT!

Porsche, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Pete: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.

Arm, freaking out: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Pete:

Pete: I appreciate it.

Pete: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH.

Pol: Pete-

Pete: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE !

Pol: Pete we gotta-

Pete: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND . YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT .

Pete: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "What am I willing to put up with today ?"

Pete, motioning to Tankhun,Vegas and Kinn having a drunk pole dance fight: NOT FUCKING THIS.

Big: Chan did train us to deal with this much shit.

Porsche: For once I'm agreeing with you.

Arm, tired af: We deserve a rise.

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Korn: Don't talk about your brother Kim like that, he is very special.

Khun turns to face Kim: He is right, you are special. And so are the 8 billion people on this planet so you being special makes you nothing special.

Porsche:

Vegas:

Macau:

Kim:....

Kinn:

Chay: Except if we're talking about stupidity. Then you are special, especially stupid.

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Porsche and Vegas dying of laughter in the background

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ITS SATURDAY!!!

AAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT READY

[onstoryladders]

pete was the one chained to the ceiling and yet vegas still managed to be the most pathetic bitch on screen <3

[joohoneyinmytea]

JYP: I'm telling you, those kids are savages. You should've seen the party they had! And the decorations?

JYP: "Better Luck Next Year!" Wtf!?

SSE: //sipping a drink// At least they're upfront with you. I've been living in near constant fear for weeks

SSE: There were galleons of honey poured in my car ruining my leather seats

SSE: Every time I take a seat, no matter were, there's a pin there waiting to stick me and I've never been able to avoid it

SSE: Whenever I go to take a sip of anything I spot Kihyun in the corner of my eye smiling at me and suddenly I'm afraid this will be the day he finally poisons me

JYP: jesus christ

SSE: //weeping// I haven't slept in over a month

[joohoneyinmytea]

Skz: 3...2...1! We did it!! //blows horns!//

Twice: //releases the balloons and confetti!//

Got7: //nearly set themselves on fire popping rockets//

Day6: //try to outdo skz in terms of horn blowing//

JYP: Happy new year!!

Chan: That's not what we're celebrating

JYP: Then what are you-?

Jihyo: Another year of none of us poisoning your coffee!

Jae: Pushing you in front of a moving bus

Jaebum: Accidentally on purpose tripping you down a flight of stairs

Chan: Locking your office door and setting a controlled fire

Jihyo: //pinches Chan's cheeks// That one was almost a close call! If it hadn't been for Jinyoung oppa, who knows?!

Jinyoung: //cheshire smile// I just wasn't willing to lose my bet that it'll be Sungjin who finally snaps

Sungjin: //giggles// Who knows right?!?

JYP: //slowly backs out//

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Jisung: When I was born god said "He's a genius"

Hyunjin : Oh please, when I was born the devil said " Oh, competition".