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[ameliastardust]

the actual locker room talk Donald Trump didn’t want you to see

[willow]

Can’t wait to die in 2012

[badlydrawneverything]

[chimcheese]

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me:

[vjjblood-deactivated20170907]

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[was-ofglowing-deactivated201607]

my talents include

putting on music, leaving the room singing it and coming back singing the same part that’s playing

staying up late even though i’m tired

getting too overwhelmed by cat photos

saying “same” to everything

[giganticbruhmoment-deactivated2]

this is a fucking renaissance painting

[danielxdaniel-deactivated201701]

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

[homosexual-supervillain]

RPDR Winners the moment they win

[dilfweed]

This is really moving.

[hermesphear]

I love that ginger is so happy for violet from the get go and that jinx basically falls asleep. I guess they had to stop doing the announcements filmed for the show because people kept having panic attacks…

[theslaycademy]

[slimegargoyle]

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

[hardcockforhitchcock]

Orange is the New Black: Season 4, Episode 5

[norahfields]

“what are your plans for the future?”

[speedlimit15]

why have a boyfriend when you could have a girlfriend