Nah

Tilly ~ UK

[finallyycleans]

wildest dreams // taylor swift

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[gif87a-com]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Please watch with sound omg

[itsperegrine]

I hate you for this.

[ummquestion]

I lost it at the computer error.

[noctea]

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

[thesylverlining]

…You know, that might actually work.

[twosidestarot]

Always and forever reblogging this

[resonance-of-libra]

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

[infinite--skys-deactivated20180]

XD wtf that’s great.

[goldiesgrimoire]

This worked for me quite a few times. Especially when I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning just like

The vessel must be present.

[unwisealistair]

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

[sciencescribbler]

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS CONVINCING AS IT IS…WHAT THE FIERY-HOT BALLS OF SATAN IS MAKING THIS A CONVINCING ARGUMENT?

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas City Gazette, Kansas, September 12, 1907

[galwednesday]

This newspaper headline has traveled 110 years into the future just to call us all out for having this many open AO3 tabs.

[emmablackeryire]

“I have a list in my mind… I know who the snakes are.”

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[mysharona1987]

Would most Americans have a problem with this, though?

I mean, at this point? Really?

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[12-am]

[fourgottendreamer]

you, a poser: god is dead

me, a necromancer and an oppurtunist: wait, what?

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing

[babewyn]

BODE

[rednines]

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

[glasseschain-deactivated2023052]

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

[rednines]

Nobody knows

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[glossharry]

harry: this song is a bout a mother dying in childbirth

grammys:

bruno mars: AY BABY GIRL WHTS HAPPENING??

grammys: