Conscript me a posse. Don't gently caress it up

Formally ohmygodsomebodykilledsquareman Chelsea.I have no idea what I'm doing

[monoforce-deactivated20120626]

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[sarcastic-trashcan]

monoforce:

Hey you. You know this dance.

Don’t even try to hide it.

monoforce:

Hey you. You know this dance.

Don’t even try to hide it.

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[animentality]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[loveridden1999]

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[sarcastic-trashcan]

Thinking about the dude at the bar a couple months ago who told me guys didn't need to be my only option when he overheard me tell my friend cus guys weren't a thing im super into pursuing at the moment

Like yeah dude I know!!!

[catchymemes]

[boccher]

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

[delicatetrashdelusion]