Lame puns & mombuns.

Barista. Poet. Writer. Socialist. Mom.

[stumpelumpen]

I find the trout to be a very Nietzschean fish.

[orpheuslament]

will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

[hanniballecterscock]

rip hannibal you would have loved killing people who call themselves “ai artists”

[vamplire]

good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of queer media

[fanfeifour]

Cheers 🍻

[sarcasticbarista]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[sarcasticbarista]

Damn someone could’ve reminding me how intense my driving/riding in the car while someone else is driving anxiety was before I committed to a 21 hour road trip

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[frontpagewoman]

The mic was dropped. Trump is a white supremacist.

[sbrown82]

Did y’all hear that? The incumbent president of the United States of America just told white supremacists to “stand back and stand by”!!!

[yemme]

I always knew I lived in a racist nation.  It’s a different feeling though when it’s confirmed with out of the closet racists.  To see racism being emboldened on a Presidential Platform… SMH.  America you signed your death sentence.  It won’t be black and brown bodies destroying this nation, it’s white supremacists.  Get ready. 

[yinx1]

Trump is a white supremacist. And if you support him and vote for him you are one as well. Bc you are the company you keep, and put in power.

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Grass pokemon in fall

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

"antifa is anti usa"

[fruitcube]

So you agree? The us is a fascist country

[gruntsandpoetry]

[greviousmentalharm]

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

[odonata523]

I have no idea who these people are, but I’d like to hang out with them sometime

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adaswordlace]

[antimony-ore]

Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

[helloitsbees]

testicles

[diaryofandnwoman]

Link for full article below.

Shawna Dias’s sewing machine is tucked away at her work table behind racks of fur. Hot pink, bright yellow, baby blue, they hang like a fluf

[jgvfhl]

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

[paddysnuffles]

3 other fun/cool facts about the Inuit:

1. They also invented kayaks and dog booties.

Dog booties are actually really important for working sled dogs in winter to protect their paw pads from iceburn and keep ice from getting in between their toes and burning them that way.

2. The traditional Inuit diet is one of the healthiest in the world, and the most balanced for the ratio of Omega 3 to Omega 6 consumption

Most modern diets consume way too much Omega 6 and not enough Omega 3.

3. Inuit is a plural noun. When speaking about a single person the correct word is Inuk (always capitalized)

For example, “This Inuk woman is wearing traditional Inuit tattoos”.

[graaaaceeliz]

And she is wonderful

[historic-old-guard-lover]

Never a bad time to remember that indigenous people are wonderful and deserve to have a good day.

[robotsandfrippary]

fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well.