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the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

swagvo1d

doomed

neurodievirgin67

Josh Futturman my favourite bicon

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

cancatsbecowboys

i needed ts scene in the movie bro 💔

bro i genuinely despise coloring digitally 😭😭 procreate color selection is ragebait i swear

wandaswinters

Peeta in the Hunger Games be like:

I am going to die with this unrequited crush. Welp at least I got to give her bread once

I’ve told all of Panem about my crush and she attacked me

I’m going to die because I was helping my crush escape

wait my crush is nursing me back to health and kissing me and nearly died for me

I’ve survived the Hunger Games and I’ve got a girlfriend!

actually its all fake and i’m going to die alone and she won’t look me in the eyes

we’ve agreed to be friends and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. I am not going to analyze this

Shit she’s definitely in love with Gale and by forcing her into marrying me I’ve ruined her life

We both keep trying to sacrifice our lives for each other. I will not analyze it or talk to Katniss about this when there are not cameras on us

Welp I’ve been kidnapped by the Capitol but at least Katniss is safe

Actually I hate Katniss now and want to kill her

I want to kill Katniss slightly less now but still get really mad at the idea of her and Gale together. I will not analyze this. I will tell her she’s not pretty. This will definitely solve all my problems

Katniss says we protect each other so I guess I’ve got to die now so I don’t kill her

She kissed me so I guess I’m not going to die now

Welp I’ve fallen in love with a women who does not want me for a second time

wait actually she loves me life’s good

amoebaebaa

HAIIII GUYSSSS im alive did you miss me. don't answer that 🥹

i know i’ve been gone since literally forever i’m so sorry!!! sometime last year my drawing ipad straight up died with all my wips and my tumblr login and will to live and i’ve not had the money to replace it yet </3 so for now i have to enter my traditional art era but i’m so excited to be back on the platform i’ve missed the community dearly and i promise ill try my best to deliver asap 😔🫶 have a doodle of my favorite boys at a campfire in the scorch :)

strandedlu11aby

It’s crazy how the hunger games got turned into a love triangle story by the media when in the books katniss is like:

“Gale is my friend. We hunt together. He’s cool ig.”

“If peeta dies im gonna kill myself.”

highly-flammable

Peeta was reading contraband romance books during his free time at the bakery and y’all cannot convince me otherwise, because that level of rizz and romantic expression did not come from nowhere