I'm having such a good time down here. Really.

Sterling| 27| Gay-ace loser with no social skills

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[roach-works]

honestly i think real knights did this shit back then too

[kedreeva]

I put her water dish in the dishwasher and now I'm getting this face and a bunch of bitching because there's no water.

But you have to understand I can't give her another water dish, because she will not get over it before her normal dish is clean.

[kedreeva]

Getting closer to me, she's very sad about her water dish and I'm a terrible person for doing this to her, on purpose.

[kedreeva]

I have replaced the bowl with new water, which is abjectly terrifying. She will not drink from this. She is now hiding from it.

[kedreeva]

I am being judged once more, but from the safety of across the house from the scary new bowl. I have attempted to explain that her bowl will return soon, but she does not care. I have betrayed her.

[kedreeva]

Her bowl was returned to her after less than one (1) hour and I just need you to see how she uses it:

By leaning all the way across it to lick the far side

[tahthetrickster]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[kradeiz]

[jojostory]

Some people say that cats don't make expressions but you can see the thoughts in this boy's head plain as day

[Read more comics at Herogirl!]

[iguanamouth]

kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once

[3eanuts]

July 18, 1998 — see The Complete Peanuts 1995-1998

[thesoulundone-deactivated202411]

I was in the yard the first time my dog noticed the moon.

It sounds silly, but it’s the only way I can explain it. He must have been - eighteen months? Two years old? and we were in the backyard, pottering around and weeding, and saw him suddenly go still and alert like he does when he’s about to race across the yard yelling at birds. Tail fluffy and raised - if you’ve seen a goldie At Attention you know what I mean.

And then he sort of… Stalked over to the northeast corner of the yard. The moon had risen but it was still light, so it must have been summer, and it was a full moon or close to; still relatively low on the horizon, fat and white and looming. And the dog got up on his hind legs, put his paws on the fence, and stared at it. Just stared. For a good five minutes.

[everythingfox]

“Favorite spot since he was a kitten”

(via)

[tiptoe39]

CAUTION: THERE IS A VERY GOOD KITTY IN THIS VIDEO. PREPARE TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THIS KITTY IS.

[cryptotheism]

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

[cryptotheism]

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

[househunting]

Two years later……..lmao

[househunting]

Two years later……..lmao

[kaelio]

[bagadew]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[laughingsquid]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[celestialmomma-deactivated20230]

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

[humblegrub]

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[animentality]

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!