Can I be your nemesis?

'If the truth shall kill them, let them die.'

[marcii1900]

[marcii1900]

[hex-girlfriend]

forever torn between wanting to be seen as pretty and absolutely hating the idea of anyone looking at me or thinking anything about me ever

[utopicwork]

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

[wizardshark]

hey i think that guy is a goose!!

[utopicwork]

[babyfairy]

me bothering my friends

[elsaspants]

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

[uneventfulness]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“No.”

By 魏大葱有木瓜

[princesstigerbelle]

MY CAT DOES THIS

[heartbreakhur]

[fruitie]

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[signorformica]

The Insect God. Edward Gorey ~ 1986 Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco • Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[skamfrtranslated]

Lucas’s instagram post

( Art by David Shrigley ).

[refactortactical]

[jackafz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[officefern]

[fatalistpalmistry]