what is even happening??

[peppersmile]

saw a car pass by with such a forlorn looking german shepherd in the passenger seat window today. it looked like this

[riverpiracy]

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

[huffylemon]

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

[fatefulfindings]

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

[magicdyke]

whoever discovered popcorn had such a whimsical soul

[homunculus-argument]

It is once again time to share my favourite christmas card: Big dommy she-krampus, an unsuspecting victim and the dude in her basket who is delighted to be here and is already planning how he's going to make it to the "naughty" list again next year

[spookshowvixens]

She’s like Lady Dimitrescu for the early 20th Century.

[disgustinggf]

need to be held for a whole week straight

[mae0x]

there’s too much anxiety in this lil body of mine,

[mydarkenedeyes]

[feastofsnakes]

Today I was getting my hair cut and I pulled up a picture to show the very nice lady cutting my hair and she looked at it and said "uh. Are you sure you're showing me the right picture" and I looked down at my phone and I was showing her this

[thememedaddy]

me🥦irl

[thisaccisdead]

[vinstage]

[flowgence]

*does this to you*

[lgbtqiatext]

[neckkiss]

PHOTO BY BABAKTAFRESHI

[hustlerose]

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think