closetwlw

•23 so deep we found narnia (she/her the same way sailors refer to their ships )

[parakeet]

has anyone else noticed they still havent invented a pocket dimension where time stands still where one can go to sort their shit out? so you just have to either try in this go go go ass world to find the time, or die unresolved? just something i've noticed.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[dogpuppy]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[lezbianz]

in bed with a bad bitch and i’m on the wikihow page for “sex”

[virgomoon]

the stripper would love me if she got to know me tbh

[alicewiththreefingers]

[mpreglukeskywalker]

[iamoutofideas]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[kuken-i-buken]

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

[kuken-i-buken]

death to the united states of america

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it