[i-am-a-fish]

I think everyone should have infinite fries. like, a bucket. that appears in everyone's room. decanter of endless fries

[lone-pylon]

hey, you, you're finally awake

[mxgoop]

hey fallout new vegas community how to we feel about 80’s movie posters

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

[papayajuan2019]

counter argument: nuh uh

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[boxocroco]

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

[gay--dog]

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE

[jarring]

asked the guy at the furniture store down the block from me if i could buy this sign once he shut down the place for good and he said i could have it for free

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[gremlynn-draws]

A rabbit, his sword and his slain enemy.

Inspired by illuminated manuscript marginalia depicting armed rabbits.

[galaxywarp]

[nacrabmeal]

Run rabbit run

[cosmicanger]

[anglaised]

they say going missing and starting over is rlly in right now

[oh-okay-whatever]

i hope you won't forget me

[faustique]

my love language is questions because i want to know how you think, how you feel and what you never say out loud