Necrouture

( Fandomless RP blog for a vampire fashion designer )

[privateuser404]

The fuck is “Twink Death”?

[rainofchains]

It's when you realize you're too old to qualify as a twink anymore :(

[sarterial]

Twink death doesn't have to be a bad thing. Sometimes It can be beautiful.

[viofence]

[sarterial]

@fallen--leafs If you want something in a shade of red that will work with your skin tone, come to Paris some time and I'll put something together.

[ventrue-in-control]

WHO ARE YOU TRYNNA SNIPE MY SON WITH WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU CAN PUT HIM IN?

GO FUCKING HUNT TWINKS ELSEWHERE

[sarterial]

Rude.

Ambrose Elsayed. I would say charmed but...

[sarterial]

@fallen--leafs If you want something in a shade of red that will work with your skin tone, come to Paris some time and I'll put something together.

[beloved-menagerie]

why do we have to call them suckheads. really. god. we dont have to do that there are other terms.

-- Juan

[sarterial]

Suck head? don't mind if I do.

[rotten-ash]

Alright new game; I want everyone to describe their embrace as stupidly as I like to do it. Give me your best. 

[sarterial]

Doctors hate her! old woman cures cancer with this one weird trick!

[viofence]

That was a lot of likes really quickly. I must be right

[sarterial]

You are.

[viofence]

[apoapsiis]

I wish i was a twink i dont know why everyone is so adamant on who can or cannot be one

[sarterial]

You’re definitely a bear if that’s any consolation.

[apoapsiis]

Actually i am Not i am afraid that through the power of obfuscate i am Simply See Through!! A transparent bear.a tardigrade,if you will

[sarterial]

If that's what you want then I love that for you.

[vforvero]

I'm beginning to think many of you don't know what a twink is.

[sarterial]

Its tragic really.

[qblester]

most To Least Cherry (feminine man, fits classical definition) jackie (iirc Fits classical to a point, behaviours) Velkin ( gay With long hair) the Rest of you im pretty sure Are like monsters, women, or Normal men

[qblester]

quite Literally any other job or Action. like anything That is not playing dress up Probably is more manly.

[ventrue-in-control]

MOST HIGH CLASS FASHION DESIGNERS ARE MEN!

[qblester]

so You and a bunch of other men Play dress up? and thats Your job?

[sarterial]

Essentially yes.

[qblester]

most To Least Cherry (feminine man, fits classical definition) jackie (iirc Fits classical to a point, behaviours) Velkin ( gay With long hair) the Rest of you im pretty sure Are like monsters, women, or Normal men

[ventrue-in-control]

HOW DO I FIT CLASSICALLY????

[sarterial]

Skinny, youthful appearance, no body hair. You have all the hallmarks.

[ventrue-in-control]

I HAVE BODY HAIR!!! I JUST DONT HAVE A BEARD CUZ I HECKIN SHAVED BEFORE I DIED- AND I GOT MUSCLES >:((((

[sarterial]

You are at minimum twink adjacent.

[ventrue-in-control]

See Im not a twink even tho folk would like to believe otherwise tsk

[fallen--leafs]

Twunk also

[ventrue-in-control]

IM NOT A TWUNK EITHER!?

[fallen--leafs]

Then what's ur evaluation sir

[ventrue-in-control]

i cannot be put in a box cuz Im just too amazing

taran is a twink

[thunderous-beauty]

Excuse me?! I am no twink, I am an adonis

[cemeteryfun]

yeah you are

[sarterial]

Again, twinks are smooth. He has a beard.

[qblester]

most To Least Cherry (feminine man, fits classical definition) jackie (iirc Fits classical to a point, behaviours) Velkin ( gay With long hair) the Rest of you im pretty sure Are like monsters, women, or Normal men

[ventrue-in-control]

HOW DO I FIT CLASSICALLY????

[sarterial]

Skinny, youthful appearance, no body hair. You have all the hallmarks.

[qblester]

most To Least Cherry (feminine man, fits classical definition) jackie (iirc Fits classical to a point, behaviours) Velkin ( gay With long hair) the Rest of you im pretty sure Are like monsters, women, or Normal men

[sarterial]

Correction, Velkin is a twunk.

[apoapsiis]

I wish i was a twink i dont know why everyone is so adamant on who can or cannot be one

[sarterial]

You’re definitely a bear if that’s any consolation.

[cemeteryfun]

I’m not a twink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sarterial]

Oh if you have body hair you’re definitely not a twink.