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[sarue]

As someone who has experienced falling in love with their childhood best friend, coming out as gay, and being rejected by that childhood best friend on the grounds of being straight, I am going to trust that the Duffers know better than to commodify queer love for drama. We have two hours left. That's the length of a movie. Mike doesn't know about Will's feelings for him. They haven't addressed the painting, and we've never gotten Mike's point of view. Just like the bary your gays trope, the unrequited gay best friend trope needs to die.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

[just-sleeping-or-killing]

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

Not even risking not doing this lol

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

[blue-pixiedust]

Yes madam zeroni

[nyaskitten]

Top 10 posts notorious for time travel???????

[micarps]

There’s nobody better than you

[mmmillster]

"I miss you."

Kirk's deleted message to Spock in Star Trek 2009 - Older, Lizzy McAlpine

[amateur-astro]

Crying sobbing throwing up thrashing around in the dirty gutter of all stages of grief

[sarue]

Blacked out and drew this. Possibly WIP??? Possibly finished???? Possibly the First Spinjitzu Master?? Who knows not me

[impkomii-misc]

The state of watching the entirety of Ninjago is so sad, how am I supposed to get my friends to show the series when it's like:

"Okay so you start with Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu, not the one just labeled Ninjago those are the later seasons. Anyways after Skybound you need to pause and pirate Day of the Departed, it's not very good but it finished Morro's arc for a bit and it's plot relevant. Then once you finish it pick back up at Hands of Time, or skip it nobody really likes that season. Then stop again, and pirate the Oni Trilogy, then go BACK to Netflix for the Fire and Ice Chapters, AND THEN watch Prime Empire, Master of the Mountain, The Island, Seabound, and Crystalized on YouTube. Now we go back to Netflix to watch Dragon's Rising!! Also don't look up the show online there are leaks everywhere, you will get spoiled!!"

Lego I'm begging you, just upload all Ninjago Content to YouTube, at least the stuff before Dragon's Rising, there's already a solid amount on YouTube, just put the rest there!!! We'll even make the playlists for you, just PLEASE make it easier to access!!

I mean I do know a pretty good pirating website, which you guys should TOTALLY avoid because it has a bunch of anime and cartoons that are easily accessible ILLEGALLY, and FOR FREE!!! You guys should totally DM me so I can show you the website you should avoid, especially if you wanna make watching Ninjago a little easier.

Edit: In the replies someone linked another site you can use that looks a little more organized then what I use lol

[sarue]

Headcanon that dragons raise their young communally, so when Heatwave and his kid move in with the ninja (to Heatwave's eyes, a gang of mostly Wyldfyre-shaped individuals, as well as one baby dragon and one strangely Wyldfyre-shaped dragon, ) he immediately accepts that he and Kai are co-parenting Wyldfyre (he isn't so sure about the 25 year old Wyldfyre-shaped Lloyd).

So like whenever the Ninja go off with Wyldfyre he's like: "great, Red One has the child. Nap time." And whenever he's around Ryuu, he gives him the good old parental:"I see you don't you try anything," look that seems to transcend species.

He eventually grows to view an adult-but-not-quite-child-rearing-age Lloyd the same way humans might view the collage grad student they hired as a babysitter. Lloyd doesn't know the cultural context, but he knows Something is going on. Ryuu's bedtime is enforced by THREE adults, and he's so over it. Kai has no idea he and Heatwave are in an established custody agreement. It doesn't occur to Wyldfyre to mention this to anyone.

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[evilkitten3]

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

[sarue]

Shoutout to Harumi for getting hated on after doing the same thing as Morro. Morro was fifteen when he died, Harumi was fourteen. Morro tried to curse the entire world because he had an inferiority complex and his entire sense of self worth had been tied to the prophecy. Harumi wanted to bring back the man who had taken out the monster who killed her parents. Both of them did terrible things for different reasons, but people who adore Morro absolutely despise Harumi?? Like, yeah. She overthrew the government. Morro possessed his cousin's body and used it to try and end the world.

[okayninjago]

adele is a time traveler and made this song to them trust me guys 🙏🙏🙏

[sarue]

Ninjago DR current age calculations based on some common sense and the passage of time, with the ninjago timeline taken into account over the real world timeline

Garmadon: 2992 (lost his favorite fruit knife around 2000 B.G.N. (Before Green Ninja) and recently discovered it had been dug up by archeologists and placed in a museum)

Wu: 2989 (looks pretty good for his age)

Kai: 30 (Gen Z, in the vine trenches)

Nya: 27 (Gen Z, lowkey forgets she's 27 since she didn't age the year she was merged with the sea)

Cole: 31 (Gen Z but pushing it, didn't physically age the year and a half he spent as a ghost)

Jay: 29 (Gen Z, doesn't remember his own birthday)

Zane 106 (boomer)

Pixal: technically speaking has existed as an entity for about 22 years, but then things get kind of iffy, so she claimed Gen Z and called it a day

Lloyd: 27 physically, would've been 23 without the tea (younger Gen Z)

Arin: 14 (Gen Alpha)

Sora: 15 (Gen Alpha)

Wyldfyre: 14 (Gen Alpha

Frak: 15 (Gen Alpha)

(Bonus)

FSM: 22,000 (Got tired of fucking around his creation one day and left the mortal coil in the most dramatic way possible)

Harumi: 25 (finally getting therapy)

Vania: 25 (off kissing girls cause I said so)

Morro: would've been around 45 (millennial, which explains a lot)

Euphrasia: 16 (Gen Alpha, voice of reason when the writers let her talk)

Geo: 30 (?) (Don't ask him for a birth certificate )

Bonzle: she refuses to tell anyone, heavily relates to Gen Z

Fritz: 8 (baby)

Spitz 7 (also baby)

Robi: 15 (clinically diagnosed Gen Alpha)

[sarue]

Zane is actually hilarious and we don't talk about it NEARLY enough. He literally BLEW HIMSELF UP to kill literal in-universe Satan and them what was the FIRST thing he did after killing himself and yeeting his soul into the computer? He flirted with Pixal. "Are we. . . Compatible now?" Like bro SHUT UP you literally killed yourself two weeks ago??? You're literally rebuilding your body right this second? Your funeral is going on like two blocks down the street and you're SHOOTING YOUR SHOT??? WHO IS THIS GUY

[sarue]

Lil Cole and his family WIP I SWEAR I'll finish one day. I love them

[sarue]

About 10 years ago was when I realized that the reason Garmadon and Wu spent thousands of years as young men and then aged into old men in the years between the Serpentine Wars and the pilot episodes is obviously because they didn't want to outlive Misako.

I wonder if Wu started aging first because he was still waiting for Morro to come home. I wonder if Garmadon looked at his newborn son for the first time and realized he wasn't willing to watch his family grow old and die. I wonder if Lloyd will live and die a normal human lifespan because of all he has to lose.

[sarue]

Hey lego what the fuck

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[yourunderwaterskies]

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

[lynati]

Harvard alone has these free online classes: Citizen Politics in America: Public Opinion, Elections, Interest Groups, and the Media U.S. Political Institutions: Congress, Presidency, Courts, and Bureaucracy U.S. Public Policy: Social, Economic, and Foreign Policies

We the People: Civic Engagement in a Constitutional Democracy Justice ...in case anyone wants to brush up on how these things (are meant to) function.

[sarue]

Y'all, Y'all, and Y'all, check out my oc! His name is Asim. (He haunts the narrative. His happiness is temporary. He exists as a memory. He is gone, and he's not coming back.)

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[yourunderwaterskies]

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

[lynati]

Harvard alone has these free online classes: Citizen Politics in America: Public Opinion, Elections, Interest Groups, and the Media U.S. Political Institutions: Congress, Presidency, Courts, and Bureaucracy U.S. Public Policy: Social, Economic, and Foreign Policies

We the People: Civic Engagement in a Constitutional Democracy Justice ...in case anyone wants to brush up on how these things (are meant to) function.