I hate tea

down with the leaves

[pussylipgloss]

thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die

[taquito]

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

[the-seoul-rolls]

[tearebel]

[captainragtag]

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

[iidelirium]

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

[sevenpoints]

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

[twentyonep-i-l-o-t-s]

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

[maekki]

me as a cooking show host: *pouring a cup of coffee* if you dont have your own energy to cook with, store bought is fine

[stability]

[zandraart]

some foxes

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[mysharona1987]

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[strongermonster]

back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of danny devitos while crying and that’s an important fact about me

[strongermonster]

alright who changed it from beekeeper to danny devito keeper

[renegade-is-in-my-blood]

[vinegalore]

[derekkojinshit]

How I feel everytime I see one of these fucking coffee things on Facebook

[effyeffa]

sophisticated middle aged ladies who usually wear pencil skirts and heels suddenly having a casual day in a hoodie and jeans w messy hair can run me over with their way too expensive cars.. anytime…