American Psycho

Self esteem lower than Dan Howells jeans

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[0iqgremlin]

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[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

snorlax got dat WAGON

[valtsv]

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[adampvrrish]

i think we all need to give check yes juliet by we the kings another listen

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

marvel are cowards for not making captain america a disgusting muscle freak

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

like this

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This looks like every muscle fetish drawing I’ve seen

[userwordandpassname]

How often do you look at muscle fetish stuff?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I’m not taking questions at this time

[dankmemeuniversity]

[antigeneticsociety]

[rumwik]

Express yourself!

[chimeo-clock-deactivated2022111]

WOW

[hoenngarbage]

The ghosts in Luigi’s mansion: *living their ghostly lives harming no one*

Luigi:

[argodeon]

Shut the fuck up olivia

[olivia1863fde]

no fuck you

[cursemewithyourkiss]

Me neither, Dan, me neither.

[ramenuzumaki]

These are my favorite pumpkins!🎃😹😹

[adeles]

🎃 Happy Halloween! 🎃