je suis prest

Shree

[50freefly]

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[5179]

“Like.. Maybe life is crazy, but at least u can get snacks u know?” - most relatable line from oitnb season 4

[the6raisedme]

[babyblainers]

I feel like every single one of those fuckers in HTGAWM is gonna get caught in the end and they’ll spend the rest of their shitty lives behind bars…  And then the last few seconds will show Frank drinking champagne on a beach in bora bora or something. He’ll look right at the camera and go “And this, my friends, is how you get away with murder”

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

adele got me feeling truly grown…. i feel recently divorced, pouring red wine and listening to records in my town home that i’m making down payments on owning… my coats are expensive and i keep staring at the wedding band my ex left on the mantlepiece… sometimes i want to throw it into the fire, sometimes i want to sell it, but sometimes i want to call them and ask if they wanna get back together…. then i sip my wine again and look away…… 

[ziddity]

When you get anxious for no reason.

[likeawildthing]

@fleamontpotter this is a distressed dear noise

[sassennach-blog]

high school: you will call me Mr. Smith because in college you will have to call all your teachers Dr. or Professor and be v formal with them

College: Call me Steve ok literally if any of you call me professor I'm leaving

[enterheavenalive]

Having socially aware friends is a blessing and a curse bc that becomes what is normal for you until you step out into the world and the average person doesn’t practice empathy

[howtogetawaywithmurderx]

#WhoKilledRebecca?

[magic-of-eternity]

[sassennach-blog]

me: *performs a basic function of an adult human in society*

me: I am so on top of it today

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

*sees same stranger three times on campus in one day* what are we

[hashtagparksandrec]

[kaunchashmish]

The fact that Americans find a Muslim with a clock more threatening than a white man with a gun says a lot about how weak minded America is as a country

[hipster-aesthetics]

[se7enteenblack-deactivated20150]

You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.

(via bl-ossomed)

[customary]