Procrastinating My Life Away

Ed, 19, UK /// Mostly humour with a cheeky bit of SJ stuff. Always a slut for old memes. I listen to a lot of music and get bored (feel free to talk to me any time)

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[acoolguy]

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that color tags of the bread are based on the day it was baked

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[gif87a-com]

[katjohnadams]

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

[skyakafreckles]

Bottoms up (pun intended)

First time I posted this it got flagged

[prongsthepart-timejedi]

RIP everyone’s meat

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[runfast-livefearless]

I got chills just thinking about this

[enoughtohold]

i guess i can’t really blame them for this one

[surprisebitch]

friendly reminder that Tumblr Staff has all the resources and time to do elaborate trivial web coding for this website for April Fool’s Day annually but never did shit to remove cp in this website, ban nazis, and clean the porn bots. meanwhile, they are punishing its userbase by banning all adult-related content using a flawed automated system or machine to do it. as a result, non-nsfw blogs got terminated wrongfully, and even non-nsfw content are getting flagged and blocked. ladies and gentlemen, this is how staff doesn’t give a damn about its user-base and how this website is so broken

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

[seriz4wa]

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

[turnipfritters]

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

[creamynut]

When you finally show her yo meat

[matzahball]

Plankton: It’s gorgeous. Oh great patty, take me, take me home daddy.

[flurryface]

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

[ylwkirby-moved]

discuss

[phruxx]

the correct color of kirby is pink. a yellow kirby is simply a cheap knock-off product

[ylwkirby-moved]

I said discuss not spout bullshit and slander

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[thetenderpassion]

[33l77-deactivated20190809]

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it