Forest Princess

This used to be an "Aesthetic" blog, now its my everything blog... 33 yo bitch of dark green kitchen witchery. PRO BLM, PRO CHOICE, OBNOXIOUS BISEXUAL COMMUNIST. Happy Texan in the "home on the range, deep in the heart, gorgeous geography and awesome food (Tex-Mex)" way.

[ribassstuff]

[thatisentertainment]

The Invitation 2022 | dir. Jessica M. Thompson

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[talesfromthecrypts]

Which would you rather

The Invitation: marry into Draculas polycule

The Invite: have sex with Penelope Cruz

I want to be in a toxic vampire polycule so bad

[hearthouses]

My maker… told his tale. FRANKENSTEIN (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[pierppasolini]

Le Vourdalak (2023) // dir. Adrien Beau

[talesfromthecrypts]

Vampires Alphabet- B

[my-dailydreams]

[whatcha-thinkin]

If you could add one luxury room from a mansion to your own home, which would you choose?

the indoor heated pool

the greenhouse

the entire room devoted to a single cat / dog

the fully-supplied art studio

the two-story library with rolling ladder

the room-size aquarium

home theater

the formal ballroom

the oversize garage

the game room

I heard of a place with [tag] once, gimme gimme

all of these would make me a worse person

Voting ended onJan 15

[charnel-grounds]

Maxim Vorobiev (1787–1855), “Oak Fractured by Lightning”

Allegory of the death of the artist’s wife

oil on canvas, 1842

[pisces-core]

[the-framed-maelstrom]

Haddon Hall, United Kingdom

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[petitworld]

by Pallas Athena

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last 5 emoji you used will be turned into a film, is it good?

yes

no

it's.. interesting

questionable

probably banned in a few countries

results

Voting ended onJul 20, 2025

[mads-schubert]

Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025

[solarpunkfairy]

solarpunk AF :)