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ms-musers

Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

anxietyproblem

girlology

friendship is actually the most powerful important thing in the world.. like we are friends and i love love love you

randompalegirl

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

me being a jack of all trades: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!!

me being a master of none: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

dear-ao3

lagozze

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

starsouls-finch-deactivated2024

did I lie 👁👁

c3po

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail ) let me out! let me outtttt!

outofcontextdiscord

alienpuppykittyinvasion

Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time

lovecoralei

Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate.

lovecoralei

Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility and shown how to keep their house clean. I’m just saying maybe children get tired and frustrated too. Like. Your teenager doesn’t have an “attitude”. She’s just had 7 hours of school and then came home to do 5 more hours. Then, her parents implied she was lazy because she hadn’t gotten around to doing the laundry. I’d snap at you too.

ice-cream-nekogirl

PREACH.

cedarbranch

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her