fuck it here's some 'they escape the circus' au I guess, told solely through a group chat
sender will always be Kinger, because he is my unabashed favorite. Kinger still has memory issues, so he mainly refers to everyone as their circus names and the others use his circus name when addressing him. I'll mostly use nicknames when other characters are addressing others so you could fill in the blanks with any name you want really. yes I am doing this because I dont want to bother with headcanoned names myself
and the Zooble vs Jax saga continues
Zooble probably writes, right, they seem like the type
I live for chaotic Pomni
... dont really think hes right tho...
they will be bringing this up for the rest of their lives
Jax is... he IS trying. but there's still a lot of friction sometimes, and he doesn't always remember oh yeah hitting people causes bad injuries now
Ragatha's right unfortunately
fun w punssssssss
Zooble seems like the type to do shit like motorbike racing and daring Jax to do it too, and Jax does it because he doesn't want to look like a chicken
tw: talk of cannibalism and suicide
nothing like dark humor amiright
this one gets a little serious. tw: implied child abuse
not pictured: Gangle driving like the spawn of Hell itself is behind her, Pomni and Kinger reaching Ragatha's home first and Pomni full-body TACKLING Ragatha's mom while Kinger demurely pulls out a steel chair from the trunk, Gangle crashing into a mailbox while Jax leaps out the window and Zooble nearly strangles themself on their seatbelt trying to get out, Gangle sneaking around the back and getting Ragatha out of the house while the others bite (Jax), kick (Zooble), slap (Pomni) and cheer (Kinger), a neighbor calling the police, and the Cast (save Gangle and Ragatha) getting arrested
and the sequel:
and then they all hugged each other and fell asleep in a pillow fort
and finally some funnybunny, mostly bc I like their dynamic:
might come up with more later, I love making these things for some reason


















