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my names ashley & I forgot what I was gonna say

[morbidology]

In July 1960, Gerald Arthur Friend, born in 1938, kidnapped an unnamed 12-year-old girl from Sumner, Washington. He had kidnapped her at gunpoint as she was hitchhiking with her brother. He subsequently pushed her brother out of the car. He then proceeded to drive to Mount Rainier National Park where he tortured and raped her before cutting off her hair. She miraculously escaped when she ran and jumped into a nearby river and was found by a motorist.

A few days later, Friend was discovered hiding in a field near his family home by his own father. Friend had a gun and produced it to ward his father off but he somehow managed to wound himself with the gun. His father drove him to the hospital and turned him into the police. He was charged with the rape and torture of the young girl and was sentenced to 75 years. He served only 20 (albeit very eventful) years at Walla Walla, escaping twice before being paroled.

Clearly not rehabilitated from his stint in prison, in June of 1987, Friend kidnapped a 14-year-old girl at knife point after she accepted a ride from him following a rock concert she had just attended. He drove her to his mobile home where he tied her to a pulley which was attached to the ceiling. While rendered immobile, he raped and tortured her over the space of a few hours. He also raped the girl with foreign objects and burnt her. She managed to escape by jumping from his truck.

Friend was arrested the following day and convicted of first-degree kidnapping and rape and sentenced to 75 year. The kidnapping of the second girl inspired the Nirvana song, “Polly,” after Kurt Cobain read the article above in a newspaper.

[sassyblackcat]

the fact that he’s from lakewood and that’s where I spent most of my life

[truecrimetragedy]

John Edward Jones passed on November 24, 2009 while spelunking in Nutty Putty Caves. He got stuck in a narrow passage and despite trying to rescue him for 28 hours, rescuers were unable to get him out. He passed away due to heart complications. His family decided it was to dangerous to try and retrieve his body, so it remains in the cave to this day in the location he was stuck. The cave was later sealed off with cement to prevent other deaths of the same nature, and was part of the inspiration for the movie called The Decent.

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[confusedbyinterface]

[heedra]

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[theonion]

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

[rubitrightintomyeyes]

[over-sleep]

ネコたんのマッサージ屋さん☆ Kitty Massages Kitty || ViralHog （ ViralHog さんのYouTube） A cat massages another cat and it’s very cute

[joshmuratori]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20190]

LMFAAAO I CANNOT DEAL LMAAAOOOOO

[dripping-adorableness]

WHAT THE HELL 😫😂😂😂😂

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[owedbetter]

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

[tsunglasses]

[seacial]

[supernaturaldelay]

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[unclefather]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[feminists-against-feminism]

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

[vanjalen]

a picture really does say a thousand words because I’m laughing so hard right now