Constant nonsense and trolling... @sassydrew - Tumblr Blog

So excited for the Big Bunny concert at the super bowl 😍😍😍😍😍

Starting with @sassydrew's favorite post, the iconic gorge is a not BOY

#OK HERES THE FULLER VERSION WITH ALL THE RESPONSES THAT MAKE ME CRY. NOT SIGNING JUST EXPLAINING....#god tier ND post #blogging the HER boards #reblogs

littlemisssherlockholmes

i always hated her outfit because pink and brown is so evocative of this era of clothing and it's a lot to take in

#literally honking rn #reblogs

you-have-made-a-fatal-error

#someone has taken up my mantle…my Legacy…#reblogs

nancythedrew

THIS PERSON FOUND THAT HER JUST USED $12 STOCK FOOTAGE OF TYPING FOR THEIR PROMO I AM SCREAMING

#NON FUCKING STOP SKULL EMOJI. HOLY SHIT #GOD DAMN.#her drama tag

mrsdylancarter

Taking a page from herinteractive's Be Bald and Be Free inexplicable marketing tactic book, vote to slap his bald head!

Vote to slap Shorty Thurmond's bald head

Vote to slap Jean-Michel Traquenard's bald head

Vote to slap Dexter Egan's bald head

Vote to slap Frosty Harlow's bald head

Vote to slap Gray Cortright's bald head

Vote to slap Enrico Tazza's bald head

Vote to slap Victor Lossett's bald head

Vote to slap the bald head of anyone I may have forgotten

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

(Purposefully making the worst graphics possible for this <3)

#hardest question i've ever been asked is which one of these dudes has the most slappable bald head. fuckign gOD #reblogs

Quick housekeeping update

Hey everyone! Since this blog is mostly inactive these days it might not seem like this is a big update, but for ME this is a big update that took a lot of work!

Since I know many of you have been around since the early days of Tumblr like me, you're probably aware the way posts are formatted have changed. I was noticing problems with how old AND new posts were displaying across all my blogs, so over the past month or so I've been working on updating my themes, pages, etc. This blog is the first one that's finished! All posts, old and new, are now displayed correctly, my pages are all up to date, and everything is generally formatted to be more accessible across the board.

The exciting and fun part of this for me was that for this blog specifically, I learned a much more complicated javascript code than I had ever used before. I learned basic HTML/CSS/JS a few years ago, but I taught myself how to use an entirely new, much more complicated JS plugin than I've ever used before (tippy.js) for this blog. And now that my content is all organized and displaying perfectly, when I get back to making jokes, everything will look great on the dash and on my blog.

Huge, huge shoutouts to:

@vitaminholland, who made my theme and about page (and answered all my questions, chatted with me as I learned tippy, and is all-around great). If any of you are looking for a new theme that will show old and new posts correctly across the board (whether you reblogged them in 2014 or today), check them out!

@nonspace, who made my tags page and helped me get it looking EXACTLY as I wanted it to look

@glenthemes for helping me with figuring out how to minorly tweak old, broken posts on Tumblr's end to look correct again

It may seem silly to say I spent a ton of time working on all this, but truly, I started redoing everything back in December, and I'm proud that I taught myself new things and learned new tricks (from some very patient and amazing people on this website). I hope you'll take a look and, at the very least, can appreciate being able to actually read my horrible bad jokes without the text running over the post container!

#sassy speaks #the secret subtext of this is that my health has slowly been improving for the first time in almost three years #and doing this project and learning so much new stuff and UNDERSTANDING it has been a sign that the fog is clearing just a bit #i know i haven't been around on here much so i'm truly grateful to all of you for sticking with me.#hopefully i will be back to making jokes again soon but in the meantime #all my old stuff is easy to go through now

hotchkiss-and-tell

He deserves some rest

#CMONNNN #reblogs

He said this to me and the cursor locked so I couldn't escape :/ (original)

#SSH #hi it's been a year but i saw that text post and didn't have a choice. i HAD to make this joke

outofcontextdiscord

#EXACTLY #reblogs

wickfordkoko

you can tell Ned I’m fine lol

#this is gorgeous wow #reblogs

djgff4683279-deactivated2021122

just finished this game… in need of a whole spinoff series of these two lol 🧐

#I like this art #reblogs

pollyestergivens

nd in 2d: maxine's diner

more: theft of the pacal (SSH), nancy’s desk (ASH), the great hall of castle malloy (HAU), magnus’s cabin (SEA), the witching hour (TRT), dear sweet charlotte (GTH), the hot kettle cafe (DDI), ma ‘n pa’s general store (TOT), mel’s room (WAC), luminous infusions (MID), the lilac inn (CLK), ravencrofts emporium (MID), the tower (TRT), the lost queen (TMB), linda’s room (CUR)

#oh NICE #reblogs