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gayassjana

I’m losing my SHIT

psiotechniqa

This is some magical shit

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

psiotechniqa

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

lesbianatlarge

the obvious? what do you mean?

psiotechniqa

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

lesbianatlarge

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

sailordathomir

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

nerdietalk

Probably the best gag of the season.

susiephone

when you know you’ve written yourself into a corner and there’s no believable way to fix it, and you don’t care, you JUST don’t fucking care

thebibliosphere

“Ah but you dont know real pain till you’ve given birth”.

Why are people like this. Why do I know people like this. Who has afflicted me with these people and do they have an off button? Oh right, facebook group chat. My personal 9th circle of hell.

Like, I’m not arguing that childbirth isn’t painful and life altering, we were in fact not arguing at all. I was attempting to explain chronic pain from nerve damage due to a bone infection and mercury poisoning but go the fuck off about you I guess.

deadgodjess

I was in labor for 21 hours and can attest that it was worse than getting hit by a car. However, the thing to keep in mind here is that gettong hit took an instant and the recovery was like a week so OF COURSE giving birth for 21 hours and the 6 week recovery was worse.

Therefore, i have no idea how someone can logically try to compare what is, at most, a day long experience (and usually far less than that) + a few weeks recovery with YEARS ongoing chronic pain.

Like… that would be like me trying to have a 1up contest with you over my TEMPORARY 9 month long dietary restrictions when i kbow your diet is far more restrictive than mine, varies greatly depending on what your body does that month, and has been happening for years.

Like, yes, carrying and birthing a child is painful, but it’s TEMPORARY and you get a baby out of it. How can anyone with an ounce of awareness and empathy seriously compare that with a chronic illness and go “yes, this is the time to wave around my mommy credentials!”??? Like…!?!?

thebibliosphere

Thaaaaaaaank yoooooooou.

airgearcloudroad

dinosaurdamage-deactivated20250

@kingduck303

aezenatrus

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother. They were furiously signing back and forth. Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing. My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

hellodaarius-deactivated2019070

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

imabrickshithouse

“Use your inside hands!”

meltedwings-kidicarus-deactivat

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

neurodivergent-crow

“DONT YOU YELL AT ME”

knightzoned

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

knightzoned

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same