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Hello, my name is Cortney. I am 24 and from Michigan. I’m just a rester who is sleeping!

[desertpups]

another quality twitter like Andrew.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@luminouso

[honigimohr]

[my-soul-to-reap]

[shiftythrifting]

Ominous shirts from Queensland Australia

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weaselle]

time to hit the government with a motherfucking

[catchymemes]

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[catasters]

The Secret Ingredient

[ebonyheartnet]

The goddamn adrenaline rush

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

When the cat caught the ball their reaction had me weak as fuck LMAO!

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize

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[guysmoslow]

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[thebootydiaries]