Let me explain.

im back baby

[franksgun-deactivated20180720]

Unholy Trinity

bonus:

[patterbay]

2017 mood

[thechronicleofshe]

same

[ameerahmaysoon]

Me

[loveyourcrookedneighbour]

for @quarkitty

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[humorstaff]

Same, Michelle, same.

[animal-factbook]

what kind of hummingbird is this?

[unclefather]

Take a fucking sip, babes

[urie]

[zumainthyfuture]

[madness-and-gods]

That carrot sounds really good

[freshiebyoung]

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

smooth carrot for your soul

[organicfriedplantains]

Honestly, I'm so lucky and blessed to have my mom.

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stimmywombat]

By Sweetambs

[sonypraystation]

“why don’t yo-”

im broke. next question.

[30fivesummers]

amazing.

[roboticoperatingbud]

its all the same shit

[shencomix]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream