The people love me! <- lies

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@satan-offfical
The people love me! <- lies
I'm going to be DMing for a campaign and one person has told me they want to be a "Wizard who only does fireball" hahaha I will kms I will kms I will kms I will kms I wil
Kill them first
Or set basic ground rules with your players to not pull stuff like that if itās not the vibe you want for a campaign
Would your blorbo be a good actor?
Yes, a very good one
Yes, an okay one
They wouldnāt be good or bad
No, a bad one
No, an awful one
Nuance/other
tbf it'll follow any order if you give it nice and hard
Sheās enough of a fWAIT THIS IS MY SATAN ACCOUNT NEVERMIND
@gay-little-isopod
People who are Satan cool approved!!
Me
My mum (hi Satan's mum)
People who are NOT Satan approved
God
Imp 1
Imp 2
Imp 3
Imp 4
Imp 8
God
Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Jk Rowling
God
Vladimir
Bartholomew
Joe
Steve
God
The letter A
King of oreos
Whoever created sparx
Mettaton
Homelander
Lex Luthor
AM
God
Whoever made the first your mum joke
Whoever was the first person to be told a your mum joke
Deez nuts
God
@satan-offical can I be satan cool approved please š„š„
AHAHAHA no
I will give you 3 plushies in exchange for approval Satan
I approve of you
susie deltarune having textured hair and not knowing how to deal with it. susie trying to detangle her neglected hair over and over again, and sobbing over a sink at how much her scalp and hand hurts from trying to fix it and from knowing she's not even halfway done with the process and finally finishing the process while looking in the mirror and knowing it's not even going to last a week. she doesn't know how to work with it and neither does anyone else around her. and eventually her and noelle getting together and noelle offering to do her hair and showing her how to do it right with the right conditioners and products and susie looks so good afterwards. and noelle tells her how much she wishes she had her hair before she straightened it to the point she couldn't have it again and susie has hope in the efforts to wrangle her hair again and even though her hands still cramp from detangling her hair again she can finally have her hair out without it making her miserable with the power of friendship and love
Like this post for a free pumpkin
Right you bastards no more pumpkins. You donāt deserve them.
*sniff* but no men november
Iāll gladly take them off your hands if you want :)
Heyheyhey get in line bucko
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.
I know you want some š
I have a cut in my mouth :/
Worth it
Like this post for a free pumpkin
Right you bastards no more pumpkins. You donāt deserve them.
Am I (F, 18) the asshole for tagging a bunch of officals ( @real-human-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @no-one-offical @mlm-god-offical @oldersister-offical @the-wind-offical @man-offical @osha-offical ) to gain popularity with absolutely zero regard for their notifications? It's for a good cause (popularity helps with solving moral dilemmas), and I heard that stuff like this helps.
So, Officalverse, aitah?
YTA
NTA
NAH
ESH
Elaborate.
bro i'm not famous
You're very famous, actually. Don't put yourself down! :D
As am I!
Do you know jack and Oliver?
Growing up in London, Mister Ripper and Doctor Twist were my only real beneficiaries in my academic pursuits. Of course, every so often I would have to offer up something small to them- pieces of jade stolen from necklaces were always the Doctorās favourite, but I think Mister Ripper just liked the wine Iād bring home from the Oxford parties. I never thought nothinā of what happened to the people the items belonged to: people went missing all the time in those parts, so nobody batted an eye. It was only when I mistakenly gave Mister Ripper one of Doctor Twistās old coins that I saw what Iād done. His study was entombed in the thickest stench of rotting meat the next day, getting worse as I ran to his labā¦
And there I saw him, Oliver, rotting on an operating table as Jack, my lifelong friend- close even to a father figure to me, sat and ate his feast. He turned around to look me in the eye, and told me to get out. I resigned from my courses the next day, as without anyone to pay the bills I would be unable to continue. Perhaps itās for the best, especially since Iāve gotten more careful with what I give out to strangers on the street nowadays. Except my stories, of course.
You could never give a story as an offering, could you?
She Jurgen on my Leitner till I own a library
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO NOTICE YOURE NOT ACTUAL SATAN
its like some king of.... not!satan.....
HAPPY HALLOWEENā¼ļøā¼ļø im dressed up as gerry keay from the magnus archives ā¼ļø
And Iām back! Did you miss me!
as an alternative to souls you may feed me michael distortion fanart
Youāre on tumblr, youāre surrounded by it
shhhhhhhh....... i need More
Then go outside and see!
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Thereās the d-
Wait shit
as an alternative to souls you may feed me michael distortion fanart
Youāre on tumblr, youāre surrounded by it