Satussy @satan-offfical - Tumblr Blog

The people love me! <- lies

I'm going to be DMing for a campaign and one person has told me they want to be a "Wizard who only does fireball" hahaha I will kms I will kms I will kms I will kms I wil

satan-offfical

Kill them first

Or set basic ground rules with your players to not pull stuff like that if it’s not the vibe you want for a campaign

blorbo-polls-2

Would your blorbo be a good actor?

Yes, a very good one

Yes, an okay one

They wouldn’t be good or bad

No, a bad one

No, an awful one

Nuance/other

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

mossmakesstuff

tbf it'll follow any order if you give it nice and hard

satan-offfical

She’s enough of a fWAIT THIS IS MY SATAN ACCOUNT NEVERMIND

@gay-little-isopod

People who are Satan cool approved!!

Me

My mum (hi Satan's mum)

People who are NOT Satan approved

God

Imp 1

Imp 2

Imp 3

Imp 4

Imp 8

God

Donald Trump

Elon Musk

Jk Rowling

God

Vladimir

Bartholomew

Joe

Steve

God

The letter A

King of oreos

Whoever created sparx

Mettaton

Homelander

Lex Luthor

AM

God

Whoever made the first your mum joke

Whoever was the first person to be told a your mum joke

Deez nuts

God

that-irish-dude-deactivated2026

@satan-offical can I be satan cool approved please 🔥🔥

satan-offical

AHAHAHA no

missmewithat

I will give you 3 plushies in exchange for approval Satan

satan-offfical

I approve of you

#and that’s better than nothing

ntls-24722

susie deltarune having textured hair and not knowing how to deal with it. susie trying to detangle her neglected hair over and over again, and sobbing over a sink at how much her scalp and hand hurts from trying to fix it and from knowing she's not even halfway done with the process and finally finishing the process while looking in the mirror and knowing it's not even going to last a week. she doesn't know how to work with it and neither does anyone else around her. and eventually her and noelle getting together and noelle offering to do her hair and showing her how to do it right with the right conditioners and products and susie looks so good afterwards. and noelle tells her how much she wishes she had her hair before she straightened it to the point she couldn't have it again and susie has hope in the efforts to wrangle her hair again and even though her hands still cramp from detangling her hair again she can finally have her hair out without it making her miserable with the power of friendship and love

satan-offfical

Like this post for a free pumpkin

satan-offfical

Right you bastards no more pumpkins. You don’t deserve them.

homosexuality-offical

*sniff* but no men november

boburt69

I’ll gladly take them off your hands if you want :)

satan-offfical

Heyheyhey get in line bucko

jayscarraway

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

#susie deltarune

I know you want some 😈

I have a cut in my mouth :/

Worth it

satan-offfical

Like this post for a free pumpkin

satan-offfical

Right you bastards no more pumpkins. You don’t deserve them.

aita-offical

Am I (F, 18) the asshole for tagging a bunch of officals ( @real-human-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @no-one-offical @mlm-god-offical @oldersister-offical @the-wind-offical @man-offical @osha-offical ) to gain popularity with absolutely zero regard for their notifications? It's for a good cause (popularity helps with solving moral dilemmas), and I heard that stuff like this helps.

So, Officalverse, aitah?

YTA

NTA

NAH

ESH

Elaborate.

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

sweden-offical

bro i'm not famous

gaslight-offical

You're very famous, actually. Don't put yourself down! :D

satan-offfical

As am I!

Do you know jack and Oliver?

Growing up in London, Mister Ripper and Doctor Twist were my only real beneficiaries in my academic pursuits. Of course, every so often I would have to offer up something small to them- pieces of jade stolen from necklaces were always the Doctor’s favourite, but I think Mister Ripper just liked the wine I’d bring home from the Oxford parties. I never thought nothin’ of what happened to the people the items belonged to: people went missing all the time in those parts, so nobody batted an eye. It was only when I mistakenly gave Mister Ripper one of Doctor Twist’s old coins that I saw what I’d done. His study was entombed in the thickest stench of rotting meat the next day, getting worse as I ran to his lab…

And there I saw him, Oliver, rotting on an operating table as Jack, my lifelong friend- close even to a father figure to me, sat and ate his feast. He turned around to look me in the eye, and told me to get out. I resigned from my courses the next day, as without anyone to pay the bills I would be unable to continue. Perhaps it’s for the best, especially since I’ve gotten more careful with what I give out to strangers on the street nowadays. Except my stories, of course.

You could never give a story as an offering, could you?