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it/its | fuck donald trump

[united-states-offical]

INTRO

hello [tumblr] im the united states

i like capitalism and exploitation

i made a list of the entire officalverse!

FAQ

tag system: u.s. reblogs (for reblogs) and u.s. speaks (for my posts)

i genuinely couldn't care less who interacts, if i don't like you i'll block you.

[OOC: THIS IS A GIMMICK BLOG. I AM AGAINST FASCISM AND SYSTEMIC BIGOTRY IN ALL ITS FORMS.]

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

I wanna try doing the add a word on to make a story thing but i feel like it will flop but anyway here goes nothing (if u see this please reblog and add a word to the latest post to make a story) anyway i will stop jabbering and start:

ONCE

[bacone-official]

UPON

[united-states-offical]

YOUR

[bacone-official]

TABLE

[united-states-offical]

WE

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

I wanna try doing the add a word on to make a story thing but i feel like it will flop but anyway here goes nothing (if u see this please reblog and add a word to the latest post to make a story) anyway i will stop jabbering and start:

ONCE

[bacone-official]

UPON

[united-states-offical]

YOUR

[united-states-offical]

hey would you mind changing @argon-offfical’s link to this url?

i got locked out of the other one and won’t be posting there again

of course!

[choir-offical]

MY TENOR/BASS YAOI

[united-states-offical]

i raise you: alto/bass yaoi

[jiraihoshi]

urgent.

find all your mutuals, tag them. we cant let this bill pass.

@ultimate-fashion-designer @kittycatutaite @ena-shinonome-the-painter @akiredemoness @bloody------snow @c0nfessionsofar0ttensena @devilishlys0ur @fyosaint @godofhubris @hpdame @izumis-garden @jirais-original-sin @jirai-love @kokokaboom @landmineidoll @maitsuwu @omg-kawaiii-angel-chaan @omgkawaiiangelllll @pvrgedcvt @pinkgutsblr3 @rayyzerr @rxttenhexrtt @sleepy-sodazzz1128 @uncxnny-starzzzz @vincecrow @wuthering-on-ur-ashes @xosnowball @yourpain2me @z5mb1e-cur3

[heartattackinblackdye]

@original7venlovebot @vita-min-bunniii @a-moth-cloaked-in-smoke @baja-bl4stt @lesbianadhdchaos @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @quidam-sirenae @anomymous2 @viansparkles @mels-melodies @number1wifemisser @k4rm4ftw and other moots

[baja-bl4stt]

@whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @heartattackinblackdye @all-i-ever-did-was-ask-questions @chernobylcatfish09 @peanut-jelly @rainingdread @lesbianadhdchaos @beavininabean @cocoasfavouritebonbonsdw @siriuslyobsessed394 @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @oddlyspacethemedpoison @halfcreativevoid + open tags

[starrycyanide]

@somesharkguy @ur-local-canadian-gay @godsgoodestgay @emodaza1fr @ella3clipse @eightdotwav @santanmantis @exposednervendings @shark-lover14 @dazaisfavbitch @consumption-official @rottingbabyboy @ale-exploded @kingoflove66 @classythresholdinfiltrator @powerpointprofessor @thecatboyknight-offical @clusterbrush @pupboii @ilikeduckshehehe @nationmckinley @b4rkyb0y @sharks-are-better-than-people @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @cinnamon-toast07 @gospel-of-sarvente-offical @cymorelikecry @bloodautopsy @lookoutsidelol @youll-be-a-dentist @lizardho @extinctdotjpeg @y0ur-g0r3-wh0r3 @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @wunnasposts @horsewheelie @currently-dying-of-boredom @sicklyvicktorianboy @andthebansheez @111dollboy @derpyskittlezz @aaronisntreal @xl1s0 @theonionkingreigns @medusasembrace12 @buglvr22 @antroph4agus-arch1ve + open tags ofc

(might as well tag all my followers. I know I just ranted about reblog bait but this is not reblog bait. this is actually actable. if you dont live in the US please just pass it on)

EDIT: Also, please actually do what the video suggests. I know most of my mutuals and followers are minors (and therefore not constituents), but you can spread this to adults in your life to actually make an impact.

[ur-local-canadian-gay]

@godsgoodestgay @kneeko116 @krakencran @tboyfrotter @fluorresense @coldmilkbeforebed @ethqniel @puppyboieli @eightdotwav @sweetpuppyray @deusben

[coldmilkbeforebed]

@koh6ftu @enant10dr0m1an @gegg-is-real @shame-in-you @kazik112 @ezra-26 @elgeebeeteathing @fear0fdying @scoutmclout @transylvanianstarvation @krakencran @cdelrio @failureofchemistry @nightmare8-420 @your-garden-of-stone @sisithehyena @fetus-e4ter @squareguitar @attentionwh0ring @misanthropeace @kralbubemuke2 @enora-elk-kirkton @mcskeley @xxmetallidethxx @clairvoyantdisease @reborninthemorgue @zombii-bitez @soyeonbby-kay @foreverismyname @kxstrxz @fartsmella38 @my-shlong-long-like-a-bong @mirazwi @yogurtdave @deadgirlsuperstar11z @luvnotpercival @hatemeanddoitagain9 @justananxiousbean15 @g0dhatesthes0uth @billlyramone @whatismylifeee @frognad0 @nextbestyeemofag @wormeating @smokeysayshelp @beepingwillows @khindaweird @bassyperson @strawberry-meowlatonins @4-mpersand @eyejadegod @boltzthespooky @anaconda-creates @nastyasmermaid @youraverageauthor10 @michelleoddz @physicalgrafiti @besttumblever @postikdanii @balsacthejawsofdeath @shadyfruitsalad @camo375 @spiritenhaven @scottyxxdoesntknow @panzergeist @imkindasleepdeprived

And anyone else who sees this

[4-mpersand]

Well I guess thats one way to practice my phone call skills {:D

@schlorb @bunny-kisses04 @crippled-peeper @kitab00m101 @verywetcats @daysleftofsecondterm @schlimdog @recepimation

And the like twelve mysterious people following me and anyone who sees this

[schlimdog-deactivated20260810]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ijiijiiji @veryslightlyzestyindividual09 @freakyolivelady @allrott3nn @koiagain @plorsierhinko @omnipotentnothing @thatoneslorch @laterkiss @girlglaive @xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx @heartattackinblackdye @deadpoetshouse @littledolliluna @37x3 @elijah-is-dead13 @aceofpans @jamm3rz @glitterpenz @apollo-ray @erraticality @jansila @theboredvoid @viansparkles @corpzeintoxicated @atlas-beholds-her @starving-little-orphan-boy @skyporf @zak-the-zombie @snurm @hugz4u @toe-fingerman @littleeggrock @maxxie-or-smth @jnadvich

[erraticality]

woaH @monzterbatz @kito-kat @waynester @angelstruggle @gluegirll @geeeek @streethorrrsey @julieome @larek16 @biteyourblog @heartshapedcock @sinkingylid @y0urbrother-thefailure @skidfart152 @whatthefuck1200 @east3rdst @adamhatesyou @finla2 @unicmagicalkunt

[east3rdst]

@yellowsaywhen @allieslittlewritings @maesmoon @pathet1cwoman @rhinestonecowboy08 @gluegirll @vaguely-sage @38halo @human-n0-l0ng3r @freakyolivelady @cedar-slaughter @wumiluw

[the-pale-blue-boy]

important!!

@eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @vaguely-sage @astralduck08 @illmadekn1ght @berrycold @boyblogdog @t3ddyb34r1 @kingoftheloonybinza @yourl0calqueer

[eli-eli-lema-sabachthani]

important!!

@fortheloveofgrantaire, @veemp3 @cainstellan, @kingoftheloonybinza, @vampire-with-glitter, @artticfennec, @classicalangelzz, @voidofthecloset, @stabbythebosscat, @whizzerbrown77, + anyone else who sees this!!

[voidofthecloset]

@cosmicbrown1es @linguinemunch @mirr0rblue @allnumbb @sukithesherlockedwhovian @arteei @exceptformarvin @absurdbagel @thetheaterkidwriter @theicarus-toyourcertainty @floatin-high-and-blue @zoneybaloney @fuckedalrightandallforspite @heather-moss @doyouthinkwethinkyourealice @ramenaxolotl2 @ilovebeingmarv @slimeheartblue @dietcokeandlilyrose @on-a-moonbeam @rtcobsessedgworlie @robin-the-reverie @havent-prayed-tnght @silverrmagic @sunwornink @timmyytoughknuckles and whoever else I didn't list

[gay-christian-borle]

@transewenmontagu @ronaldist @slick-montagus-version @self-proclaimed-fan @epictelemarketing @d3adly-r4t @timmyytoughknuckles @omnipotentnothing @engag3d @junobugboy @skelpiescool + everybody else!!!!!!!

[satan-offical]

*trying so desperately hard to be funny* and uum... something about trout , amiright 😅😆!!*is milking the joke*

[homosexuality-offical]

the trout population hates to see me coming

[united-states-offical]

@charles-cholmondeley-official are you going to let this stand?

[justcallmedom31]

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE

[ovloppy]

Y

[ztupid-p4th3t1c-pup-3x]

M

[genderqueer-offical]

C

[castironwaffleiron]

A

[bacone-official]

omg we managed it with no skipping

[united-states-offical]

yOUNG MAN

[trans-offical]

are you listening to me?? I SAID

[united-states-offical]

YOUNG MAN

[justcallmedom31]

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE

[ovloppy]

Y

[ztupid-p4th3t1c-pup-3x]

M

[genderqueer-offical]

C

[castironwaffleiron]

A

[bacone-official]

omg we managed it with no skipping

[united-states-offical]

yOUNG MAN

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[fefe-the-cat]

can you pls explain it

[blinday]

I dont get it either I am a fraud tbh

[fefe-the-cat]

how are you a fraud

[kingkit7734]

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Explain pls

[bacone-official]

what the fuck is going on

[united-states-offical]

here i gachu

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

SUMMER HOLIDAYS HAVE BEGUN YESSSSSSSS

[killer-offical]

YOURS HAVE BEGUN?? dammit, i still have a week left😔

[skyan-official]

same 😞 (JUST 2-3 DAYS LEFT)

[evilpineapple-offical]

Skill issue I have five weeks left till my school holidays

[snail-offical]

my school ended a week ago (I still got dance till middle of June though)

[united-states-offical]

i have 10 school days left D:

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[starryeyed-stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[bacone-official]

i have a mullet

I really dislike physical contact

I have a rock and marble collection

Tags

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical + open tags!!!

[teapotsoffcialyup]

I have a child actually, hes two years old

i make jewelry

i also have 22 batman plushies/ squishies

im a huge bbno$ fan, like HUGEEEEEEEEE

idk who tag tbh

@your-local-gayboy @united-states-offical @killer-offical @gold-offical @tenor-offical @burning-britains-clone-official

[united-states-offical]

despite my apparent patriotism, i LOVE the clash, queen, Bowie, the Beatles, and other such British artists.

in my entire life i have said one (1) sentence to leslie Odom junior (Aaron burr lmao)

i lost over ten pounds over the last summer because i was having horrible acid reflux, throwing up almost everything i ate. it was BAD.

this is tumblr so this last one might not be that exciting. but my best friend and i make audio recordings of us reading smut and trying not to laugh. for fun. @baseball-offical

[but-will-it-be-famous]

50 Officals . . .

Oh No

There's Fifty Of You

[united-states-offical]

there's actually over a thousand!

[singapore-offical]

Where all my country officals at 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I wanna follow y'all 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[onion-opinions-offical]

@england-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @france-offical @ohio-offical @north-carolina-offical @india-official @britain-offical @ireland-offical @wales-offical @poland-offical @australia-offical @brazil-offical @czechia-offical @denmark-offical @germany-official @greece-offical @italy-offical @norway-offical @sweden-offical @texas-offical

there is probably more, there are also quite a few US states, but I think you guys know more about that than me

[united-states-offical]

i exist :)

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[do-not-u-dare]

🫵

YOU

YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME

FUUUUUCKKKK

[ghostlybluetrain]

🔥

Aw man not orange blob :((((

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🏳️‍🌈

What does this even mean

[bacone-official]

🖤

What does THIS mean

[united-states-offical]

🕸️

chat shelob’s gonna find me I’m screwed

[apagender-offical]

﹛ᘏ﹜𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓰

───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ───

❝Gender doesn't always a-line with pronouns❞

— Apagender Offical

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Shipping is allowed but not adult x child, adult x animal, or anything of that sort or else you will be blocked

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—★ Information :

<~> Apagender Offical goes by Apada for a shorter and easier name for others, through it doesn't care much about what they are called.

<~> Apagender Offical goes by any/all pronouns, it doesn't care about what pronouns are used at all.

<~> Apagender Offical is a fae but one that used to be human a long time before forced to be one by a witch.

<~> Apagender Offical doesn't have a age that is known but it seems to be 19-20 years old by their look.

<~> Apagender Offical doesn't care much for getting souls of people by giving their names to it, it never cared since there is just no point for it to do.

<~> Apagender Offical only takes souls of people when THEY allow it, not itself allowing but THEM allowing it.

<~> Apagender Offical doesn't give a single fuck half of the time, it just gotten so use to life that is normal to not care much anymore.

<~> Apagender Offical just wanders around, it has no house; well not anymore. The old house it had got burned down from a forest fire and it just never cared enough to get a new one.

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—★ Design :

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—★ Links :

<~> Apagender Offical Playlist

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—★ Tags :

@an-angel-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @neopronouns-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @the-void-of-doom-offical @the-void-offical @fay-offical @burning-britain-official @aroace-offical @demigirl-offical @playlist-offical @spawnbuddy @genderqueer-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @no-one-offical @nonexistent-offical @nowhere-offical @someone-official @somebody-offical @m4sherman-official @constellations-offical @emptiness-offical @light-offical @darkness-offical @timekeeper-offical @the-man-behind-the-tree-offical

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[united-states-offical]

i’ve added you to the sheet!

[united-states-offical]

[ooc: chat is this real i'm genderqueer in real life this is frickin awesome]

howdy! @genderqueer-offical

[genderqueer-offical]

[ooc: YESSS!! i was really surprised when there wasn't a genderqueer-offical already so i absolutely had take the chance to bring representation >:D]

woaahh it's the REAL united states... woahh :O

w-hold on a moment... uhh... is it even safe for me to talk to you ??

uhm... hi.

[united-states-offical]

oh, it's totally safe for you to talk to me! just avoid my resident bajillionaires and child predators and we'll be just peachy

[ooc: yayy!!! send help]

[genderqueer-offical]

mmm... okay. i trust you.

[ooc: send help?? hello?? what?? 😭]

[united-states-offical]

yay!! nice to meet you!

[ooc: send help to murica we are scared /hj]