shrektacular

Caitlin, 17, CA. idek what im doing with my life but at least im making terrible jokes along the way!!

[buzzfeedcentral]

Children Of Asian Immigrants Reveal Sacrifices Their Parents Made 

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[meta-xylene]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[bubonickitten]

self-care is tricking your self-loathing brain into a roundabout form of self-love by intensely loving a fictional character you really relate to

[tastefullyoffensive]

[asapscience]

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

Source

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

[nunyabizni]

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

[art-angelsz-deactivated20170721]

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

[thatsmidnight]

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

[hellyeahhowell-deactivated20170]

sun ☀️

[monica-geller]

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

an update: they are Good Pajamas

[everkings]

GOD BLESS GIANT DOGS IN PAJAMAS

such good shit

Here I have one too

[starlingstorm]

I don’t normally post my art but I’m so proud of these!

[acutelathos]

@kagedbird

[just-shower-thoughts]

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

[popinloopy]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

[magnechamp]

nothing is still the same as nothing

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Fucker

[tittytron]

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

[xcassiekilla]

i will never not reblog this

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[lootenant-deactivated20140119]

was this movie real

[sixpenceee]

Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)

[marzzombie]

IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK

[jennylee071792]

WELL THIS JUST FUCKED ME UP

[pokemonprofessor]

so this is literally part of what’s happening in the US right now

If you are originally from one of the countries in Trump’s ban and moved to the US, got greencards, and decided to go on a vacation recently, you won’t be allowed back in the US. Permanent residents are being effectively kicked out.

Lemme just say that again. You could have lived in the US for years, possibly moved here as a child and grown up here, and been vacationing in fucking Canada, and you won’t be allowed back. All because you were born in a country trump deemed dangerous.

[pokemonprofessor]

You guys. If you came to the US from one of the listed countries as an INFANT, grew up here, and decided to study abroad this semester in another country, YOU CURRENTLY CANT COME BACK HOME.

If you are MARRIED to a US citizen and only have a green card and haven’t gotten citizenship yet, you can’t come back if you’re outside the US. You could have kids waiting for you, but you can’t come back.

People who served our country for over a decade, people whose lives are at risk if they head back to the middle east, people fleeing violence and death, a mother coming back to her family from a business trip, and some kid coming back from visiting their grandparents could all be currently sitting in detaining rooms in US airports because our xenophobic piece of shit president is scared of Muslims.

[such-ratchetry]

you don’t need an education to marry rich