can I stand in your light just for a while?

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[the-bottlemen]

catfish and the bottlemen, beautiful thing (cover) by u2

[nest-deactivated20181209]

extremely chuby baby on the bus staring at me:  Ä

me: i would kill for you

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[liar-thatswhattheykeepcallingyou]

angery™

[pizzacast]

Roger: hey guys I think we should put I’m in love with my car on the Albu-

The rest of the band to roger:

[hema-byrnesarmy]

Elliot: “Help me figure this out. Do not leave me. Stay focused”

Me:

Elliot: “What should I do? What would you do? That’s right, you never answer me”

Me:

[oscar-piastri]

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018): Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor

[doggables]

(interviewer) ma’am! why and how is bowser hot?

(me) (drenched in sweat, shaking) him       big

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

USA. 1985 Ferdinando Scianna

[sleepythug]

me: bein alone not that bad, im coo 

me: *spots happy couple on bus all snuggily*

[urlcritic-deactivated20210505]

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

[kimjero]

you sure??

[venusaurphobia]

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

[lindseymorqan]

[boogaloojones]

I CONTROL THE DIE

[avvocarlo]

[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[defunct-blog]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times